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Things To Never Say While Sexting (www.theonion.com)
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[–] moog@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Solid 6/10 article. Good for blowing small amounts of air out ur nose

[–] A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Don't know what I was expecting, but OK. Some of these gave me a laugh.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?