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#Miami Dolphins at New York Jets

ESPN Gamecast

MetLife Stadium- East Rutherford, NJ

Network(s): PRIME VIDEO (All prime games are streamed on twitch for free)


Injury Report

Team Player Status
NYJ Allen Lazard Out
NYJ Zach Wilson Out
NYJ Carl Lawson Out
NYJ Austin Deculus Out
NYJ Sam Eguavoen Out
MIA Chase Claypool Out
MIA De'Von Achane Out
MIA Skylar Thompson Out
MIA Robbie Chosen Out
MIA Eli Apple Out

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[–] smarkjacobs@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The Onside kick is so broken at this point that Greg Schiano is right. It should be a 4th and 35 to convert an onside kick

[–] collegeguy936814@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Save us Aaron Rodgers, you're our only hope πŸ™

[–] SeaWhoa@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Why did Aaron allow some doctor to do the surgery when he could have done his own research

[–] Ieatsushiraw@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Rodgers would be an absolute idiot to come back behind that O-line

[–] anotherorphan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

did David Fincher direct that achilles graphic

[–] SonofJersey@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Get Arnie to the broadcast, now!

[–] polynomials@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I don't think I've ever seen a game graphic where they actually modeled a player's ruptured flesh before.

Also who are we kidding, Rodgers is not playing this season

Fr why are the dolphins starters still in

[–] B1ackHawk12345@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

We did surgery on Friday Night Football!

[–] smarkjacobs@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Wow, Sauce Gardner

[–] ydnALoL@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] AngryBillsFan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Spoiler alert! Aaron Rodgers ain’t coming back this year and if he does, his Achilles is gonna end up like the Hindenburg

[–] OnePunchDan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Game sux. Muppets Christmas time biiiiiiitch

[–] AwfulishGoose@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

What does stubborn patient even mean? Such stupid bullshit.

[–] mysidianlegend@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

that graphic representation is the best part of this game

[–] TheIllusiveGuy@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks for that Amazon, more surgical graphics please

[–] jakeboicarti@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the graphic, Amazon! Now I feel that I can practice unlicensed medicine and operate on an Achilles tear successfully with no incident.

[–] TheRealBeerBrah@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

One of the worst Arnold Impressions ever

[–] bradrthtyj@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Good lord, Al Michaels is so dull, even the guy in the booth with him can’t pretend to be interested

[–] bashar_al_assad@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I know plenty of doctors are doing well for themselves but you know the guys who make it as the big time sports doctors are absolutely rolling in it

[–] Papaloxs@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Is Al Michaels having a game long stroke?

[–] hungryhippo@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

illegal hands to the face on the dolphins?

[–] JeffafaCree@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Oh, so now Rodgers believes in science and medicine

[–] darth_wasabi@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It's Friday night, it's a holiday weekend. Jet's fans just endured 4 quarters of whatever that was. I hope the bars are ready tonight

[–] wafflehauss@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

My dad just tore his achilles ~9 weeks ago and they used the tendon from his big toe to repair the tear.

[–] TheLogicalErudite@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Are they just paying Kirk and Al with tickets to this game? There’s no energy at all.

[–] cflem95@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

We’re into Al’s impression segment of the evening lmao

[–] jtfriendly@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"You know who called that? Yours truly. Think of ME when you're watching the WORST FOOTBALL of your LIFE!"

[–] cuittle@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If Al Michaels is just going to tell old time stories, at least give him a beer

[–] ThePickaxePenguin@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Why are onside kick returns kicked along the ground? Why not chipped up for some hang time

[–] steelcity7@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Justice502@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He's rubbed some vaginal oils onto his achilles and his guru is focusing all the right chakras.

[–] reporter_any_many@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Why is the game clock still running

[–] Rated_PG-Squirteen@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

So Aaron Rodgers is totally fine with that extremely complicated, cutting edge Achilles tendon procedure, but he can't be bothered to get vaccinated. What if that surgeon put a 5G microchip in his leg during the surgery?

[–] PhinsFan17@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Mostert like β€œI don’t even wanna score, but I guess I have to.”

[–] plague102@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Why is Tua still in the game, especially when he's just handing off the ball?

[–] Almost_DoneAgain@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I remember that game too Al

[–] curgl@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

FUCK YES RAHEEM

[–] The-Implication-0@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Is Al Michaels losing it?

[–] th3zer0@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Rodgers is gonna float his comeback for another 11 months and say they would've been Superbowl bound if it wasn't for those pesky doctors

[–] schmidtosu0829@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Al Micheals does a not terrible Arnold!

[–] wedid@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Tuesday game was the Metrodome roof collapse lol

[–] DiverOk9454@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Circle of suck

[–] pterodaktyl4@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

50+ Non-Local Commercials In a Quarter Counted In Commercial Counter History

  1. DAL vs PHI (2022) - 51 in the 2nd
  2. MIA vs NYJ (2023) - 50 in the 4th

That's it.

[–] Papantro@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

lol that piece of trash blowing through the field is very appropriate

[–] clittlord@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Need the name of the girl in blue in that AT&T commercial anybody?

[–] happyscrappy@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Al Michaels just called the guy who didn't trust doctors for an immunization "a pretty good patient".

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