NFL

i envision a stadium full of fans wearing absurdly large chef hats

Hey jetties are you guys ready to admit ihcjett is a problem? Lol he at McDonald’s flipping patties without Rodgers lol

5 pressures but 3 turnovers isn’t the offensive brag it seems

Why did it start off being called a mountain lion story? I'm lost, but hey, altleast they are married, I guess

I wanna marry a stripper. One that manages her money well.

The Jets have little duck energy

I want to like the dolphins but fuck I hate Ramsey

You could grab some random guy off the street and he'd be a better QB than Tim Boyle

They should rename it Paris Field at MetLife Stadium, because it kills Achilles

As much hate as Zach Wilson gets for being bad, Tim Boyle is way worse. But Jets fucked themselves by not going out and grabbing someone (either via trade or FA) as soon as it was apparent that ARod's season was done. That's an all time GM blunder.

The NFL partnered with AWS to use deep learning and AI and carefully select the absolute worst fucking games for Thanksgiving

I ate a Snickers and am still a fuck up. Can I sue them?

Look. We all know the answer to who should finish the season as the Jets QB.

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Tim "An Errant Throw" Boyle

That Chefs commercial is a remake btw

I got caught in a yawning fit and missed the McDaniels family story. Could someone TL;DR for me and why it was creepy?

Damn, just get White and Chosen in there to get a TD.

Is Boyle better than Wilson? I haven’t been watching the game

There has to be a washed up vet QB available who is better than Boyle, right?

Why are the dolphins starters still in?

Fumbling on a hit when you're the 4tu string RB can be forgivable, but not when your QB is handing you the ball

Ok, make your predictions. What wacky football hijinx happen next in this game?

I got Big Man Touchdown.

If the NFL gave out report cards the Jets D is an honor student while the Jets O is a 23 year old who’s failed 11th grade 5 times

"Gather round families on this Thanksgiving. Al Michael's will entertain with such tales as how this coach threatened to a bench a player so he could raw his future wife at a strip club"

How do they manage to get the Jets defense to even try anymore?

Just run the ball and drain the clock, PLEASE

Al Michaels channeling Abe Simpson there. Wonder if the next one will be about taking the streetcar to Morgantown with an onion on his belt and changing a quarter for five bees

Al michaels sucks lol

Stop throwing the ball jetes

Me when I realize the Jets 6 points came from the pick 6. Yikes guys

This game has everything. Pick sixes, Achilles tears, The Office level cringe stories from the announcer… a true Amazon Prime game

Why are Miami starters still in??? Asking for trouble

Shame that not a single game was remotely competitive

Conklin's quads must be made of steel. Dude literally slumped running head first into it

Look at what some smart-aleck put in the high school section of Tim Boyle's Wikipedia page: https://i.imgur.com/fsi2YiW.png

Dolphins is like the beating of the Jets will continue...at the expense of our Defense.

Offense needs to get checked into therapy with all the foot shooting we do

Oh god now we have to watch the Jets offense again

How about you taking your important players out at the end of a beat down?

Fuck this trash stadium. Just end the game and quit hurting players

Are we just more aware of injuries now or are they up on the year?

Jevon Masvidal'ed himself

Every CoD commercial uses the same Eminem song

Petition to rename the stadium Divine Arrow

Good job nfl. Black Friday games are definitely safe and nessesary.

Such a good feeling jets are eating complete shit rn somehow we got 70 on our head and got a better record than these paper planes

McDaniels an idiot for leaving his starters in at this point.

I'm so fucking done with this game. Staring at the wall for 3 hours would've been much more productive.