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Boyle is just as advertised and I'm still somehow disappointed

Imagine how dogshit this Jets offense must look in practice all week every week.

Why do coaches run these plays where the QB has to read the defense? The Jets might have a better chance of scoring if they just use my Madden playbook and run 4 verts mixed in with Deep Posts every play. You might get a PI, a catch, and if it's intercepted, it's like a punt.

Can an NFL team forfeit? If so, the Jets should do just that for the remainder of the season.

Boyle plays like has has a 90 pound Boil on his ass

Zach Wilson back in before or after halftime?

2ND QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 16

2ND QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 6:41

TOTAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 38

TOTAL COMMERCIAL TIME: 15:16

Kids today don't understand that Barry is the best RB in the history of the NFL.

Free Zach

What are the odds Xavier Gipson gets 2 receptions?

Barry Sanders: I walked away with my health intact

People: shocked Pikachu face

I would love to hit the casino with Al Michaels

Something very weird/uncanny about that NFL 'drip is in the details' ad. If you told me it was an AI-generated image I'd believe it.

How do Hackett, McDaniels, and Rivera types continuing to get jobs?

Herbie gotta lay off the botox or whatever he got going on.

Scan the QR code to buy Robert Saleh a fucking drink after the game

I feel like this game is just mentally preparing me for the trainwreck that work will be tonight since we have way too many patients and not enough nurses on my unit.

I hope Al spends more time making fun of clothing choices he sees because it’s more interesting than the game.

The jets have so much individual potential squandered by so much garbage. So many of those players deserve a spot on a better team

That Barry Sanders doc was meh, by the way. TLDW: He retired because the Lions were getting rid of all their good players and he was tired of trying to will a shit organization into relevance.

Who else got there in 2022 to help with those TD numbers????

The scary thing about Miami's offense is that Tua rarely seems to hit these speedsters in stride. The are constantly having to leap or fight their own momentum to come back to the ball.

If he was to smooth that out they are crazy dangerous

Bring back cam newton

Tua's dad kinda sucks. Forced his kid to be a lefty so he wasn't the only lefty. It's worked out but doesn't mean it's not a shitty thing to do

The announcers are kind of extolling Tua's dad for behavior that would universally be considered controlling and/or abusive were he not a NFL-caliber quarterback

Solid defense

That graphic should be pre/post Tyreek, not McD

When that first read isn't open Tua is just lost. Problem is that 1st read is open a lot.

the stream on prime ass for anyone else? the commercials are fine

Miami would be pretty adequate with a good QB at the helm. SMH.

I think if you want to be referred as the best corner in football, you gotta be able to play both sides.

Jets should’ve paid up to keep Mike White

I’m surprised Boyle has looked this bad, he’s usually lights out

ok i cant be the only one thinking this team isnt 1 40 year old rodgers away from a superbowl right?

dolphins not playing mostert as much? why tho

I’d be pissed if I were a Jets fan that bought a ticket for this game

Carson Wentz and Cam Newton are free agents right now btw...

Joe Flacco was available 2 weeks ago too, and somehow no one in the Jets front office or coaching staff thought "Hey, maybe we should get one of those guys, they cant possibly be worse than Wilson/Boyle right?"

Zach Wilson is no where near as bad as this Boyle character - he is without the worst QB I have seen in a long time

“Samoan family values” — You mean the dad beating his child with a belt for throwing interceptions?

Wilkins seems like a funny character, combined with Dexter Lawrence dancing imagine if they were ever on the same team /s. A lot of weirdness in one locker room.

Why do the Jets always have a great defense and a terrible offense

Kudos to Jets fans in the stadium for paying money to see this team play

Jets fans could have had the passtronaut

I don't think I've ever watched my team start a drive on offense and expect anything other than a punt. Through multiple different regimes, and hundreds of different players, it's just been many variations of complete garbage.

We've had better than the 25th-ranked offense once in the past ten seasons. Why do I do this to myself lmao

There is zero need for the Dolphins to throw the ball and risk a turnover or an injury to Tua, the Jets aren't scoring lmao.

Oh shit, so that was a big ass rip in tua's bicep.

Jets need to fire everyone