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[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Me and the boys waiting for the dinner bell

Great grandma's famous turkey. You can taste the freedom!

Can't wait for FOOTBALL. We play with that same ball after. Winner gets to lick off the guac

Watching tv with the bros. Later we wrestle on this straw

Yum yum

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This new Star Citizen concierge-tier promotional banquet scheduled before a new exclusive ship sale is looking great! As the new slogan goes, they Held The Line(tm).

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please tell me this is AI generated.

Whole can of cranberry dressing with grilled pineapple slice and a cocktail olive on top

tito-laugh

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I can tell you first hand, that's the best way to prepare a can o cranberry

[–] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not the spray bottle of gravy 😭😭

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh my God I didn't see that and now I can't unsee. If this had more pixels the spray bottle of gravy could be a fantastic American emote

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Here is a closeup, my favorite is the ranch. We use Windex bottles, you don't even have to rinse them. Helps preserve it. We made that gravy in 2005.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is no way this is real it's impossible

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Better believe it bud

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

are you posting from 1973?

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Good food never goes out of fashion. This is the year of our lord 2023

[–] chicory@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

This is good ol American food. None of that commie crap (bud light) here.

[–] stilgar 10 points 2 years ago

I'm not American and this somehow doesn't look that different to how I'd imagine a Thanksgiving dinner being πŸ˜…

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good God, this isn’t an AI generated image, is it?

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

No sir, this is my family dinner. Best meal all year.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the classic Male Cook Thanksgiving

https://imgur.com/a/0tnPs

There's the rest of the album if you want some different shots. CW for meat and general crimes against flavor

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Who is posting my photos to the internet? I'll be calling the police.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

we're going to need to shut down the Yankee Maleβ„’ until we can figure out what the hell is going on

[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

to all the people asking if this is real or "AI" it's neither

this is the work of photographer Chris Maggio, you can see more of his work here

[–] dead@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

We hired him to document our special day. Stand up guy. Loved the turkey.

[–] oehm@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

Nobody mentioning the watermarked cake?

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I now crave the sweet oblivion of death

[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Love a turkey with the color and consistency of a century egg

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

The longer I look, the worse it gets burgerpain

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

this is not real isnt it ? it must be AI !

, it must be