this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2023
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[–] TheWorldSpins@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Please dont tell me you're all sending pictures of your genitals to the mods. I just sent a picture of a potbelly pig playing in a ball pit and got my account approved the same day.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Same kinda thing here - I just sent a video of the cute little grunts and snorts this guy makes when he's happy, he's a little piglet at heart

[–] TheWorldSpins@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A fine pup! no-dogs-no-masters

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TheWorldSpins@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I posted hog.

[–] GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

carcosa keeps coming into my dms telling me i need to send them a picture of my dick first if i dont want my posts removed by the mods for not being post verified already

Look, when you figure out a better way to do it, you just send carcosa a picture of your dick and let us know. jesus-christ

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

And we're not supposed to talk about it. OP will never get verified at this rate.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i just hate that you have to send a new picture every time you wanna post. i'm running out of angles!

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Have you tried different colored lights?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Taking a pic of my genitals just to be able to remind you that if you wait 30 days, you can trick the system into accepting the same image twice. Don't do it too often though, sometimes it locks you out of your account.

[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would simply not have balls shrug-outta-hecks

[–] FemboyStalin@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's the plan eventually.

work in progress

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago

No that's normal what are you talking about

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

hog-post It's to show good faith.

[–] newmou@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Honestly that was fine but being required to send it in each day in order to compile a composite of my hog and balls over time has been pretty time consuming/frustrating. I’ll keep doing it since it’s a requirement for membership but I’m honestly not happy about it anymore

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

It's fine, it's a medical thing

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Training data to replicate our hogs with AI

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

hexbear is stealing our hogs, wake up sheeple read the terms of service

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don't tell anyone but you can just send a picture of Destiny and they can't tell the difference.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

post-hog is too avant garde for me

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Please proceed to post the required pictures and I will happily verify you, as a moderator of this comm.

[–] showmustgo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks for the reminder, hog inspection day is December 2. New hog uploads are required to keep your account active. Trust me, these mods will HOUND you

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Thank you comrade, I had made the oversight of neglecting to mark that on my calendar.

I will be expecting public posts to be made in an orderly fashion. Everyone is to create their own thread for their pictures so that we may properly archive them. There is to be no blurring. Violators will be sent a link to PPB.

[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Jokes on you, I have PPB as my browser's homepage.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's fine all I did is send someone else's hog and balls I found on a FOSS database.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

That’s “Flash of Supple Sausage” database for anyone new.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is a bannable offense. I am launching an official investigation.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

But it's free and open source hog !

[–] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

TIL there is apparently no limit to username length.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

BRB Making the first chapter of capital my username

there is but its really long, my username is clarence thomas's full address

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

No, we all had to do it. It's fine.

[–] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

That's the reason I even joined sicko-yes

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

It is the way of our people

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I tried to register my next alt and failed the captcha lol

They only ask libs to do that

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

no. what's weird about that, are you homophobic? send me a picture of your balls i need to verify you're not