Don't fuck with Forklift Drivers like me or they'll never find your body.
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this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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Had no idea you were forklift certified, dude. Respect.
I wish I was that cool sadly I'm not.
Awww, you’re forklift certified to me, Soros 
it’s super easy. You could probably get it done with within a couple months if you apply to a retail warehouse job with only weekend availability. Faster with less specific conditions.
You have a hardhat job; you're allowed to continue to exist if the nazbols/patsocs take over. That has to count for something! 
Not to make this about me, but if I still had the certificate from my forklift training I would be a legend around here. 
Richard, there appears to be a colony of mice living on the top level of the shelves in row C.
Be sure to tell people to go fork themselves
Be a better forklift driver.
GENIUNE
Y'all need to see Forklift driver Klaus right the F now, hilarious German early internet meme, or at least that's how I remembered it from back in 2002
It's a classic.