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Dak will never win a ring

Dak saying “here we go” every time is so goddamn annoying. Worst audible in the league

that here we go shit is so annoying

Dowdle probably can’t afford the Salvation Army bucket fine

I bet dak knows how much here we go triggers everyone

I might make it to the half this time. I was expecting the 1st quarter to be enough

This game is giving me tryptophan

red zone rb screen from the 20 and i think i saw like 1 white jersey on the way to the endzone

Rico Dowdle: 2nd career touchdown! (Prev: TD, 2023-11-12 vs. NYG, 31 career games played)

I told you all that when I break out my good shit we start rolling. All it took was 1 shot

Microwave reaches final 10 seconds

ALRIGHT HERE WE GO!

I missed the discussion earlier -- we like these cowboy jerseys, right?

It turns out, running behind Zack Martin or going for a screen pass is a good plan.

YEAHHHH HERE WE GO

Commissioner needs to speak with Dak about his cadence, this is unbearable

Why is a shit team like the commies playing on thanks giving?

Here We Go! Cowboys! Here We Go! ~~Pittsburgh~~ Dallas is going to the Super Bowl lol.

Christianity commercials really leaning into the "Yeah we have bigoted opinions, but you should still include us because we're family." Nah cut the toxicity out of your life

Fuck that He Gets Us bullshit.

The O-Line is on fire!!!

Sorry Washington, Dak will not retire for another 5-10 years

Give the ball to Ferguson or you will lose Dallas

Don't know which feels better: Dallas winning to make my Thanksgiving better or to make the Eagles fans Thanksgiving worse

They nearly went the whole quarter without scoring.

At least maybe now the Commies will think twice about punting the ball away when in 4th and short in plus territory.

You just gave Micah like a 30 minute break. You probably won’t like the outcome of that.

Fear Jerry World

This must be the cowboys year!!! lol

Dak's cadence is like Taylor Swift, the more dorky redditors complain about it, the funnier it is to me.

I love that Cowboys hat.

As much as I don’t like the Cowboys it would be hilarious to see them win the Super Bowl just to see this sub melt down

I can’t believe they actually said home cooking. I love the writer who knew exactly what he was doing when he proposed that.

“That’s why the cowboys can win the Super Bowl” oh my sweet summer child

jets, pats, giants, rams is not a tough home schedule

1ST QUARTER NON-COMMERCIAL TIME: 29:56

• 10th most of 37 primetime games

Dick's Commercials: 1

Kay Adams Dicks: 1

Jesus Christ how many more He Gets Us ads do we have to sit through

##HERE WE GOOOOOO!

That US ad was dumb.

Im sure that He Gets Us money could be used to helping people or something

They couldn't find a hotter wife for that commercial? Boutta take the paint off my walls

Can they stop fellating the Cowboys already... jfc

Really Tony? It’s the white towels that give the Cowboys home field advantage?

How can they never trail a second in a game but still have lost? 🤔

Dak sounds like Hey Abbot! from abbot and Costello

Calm ur tits Romo lol what was boys best win? Rams? Lol