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Thank God McCarthy finally realized Pollard is an outside runner and not someone you run up the middle every time

Dallas is a trash redzone team. I’m calling a pick thrown by Dak.

I wonder if the Eagles have surged ahead of the Cowboys in TV ratings in part because our QB doesn't have the most annoying cadence in football history.

Bro juked into the defender that shit always cracks me up

Calling that a fumble was another effort by the ref to fuck us on this drive

McCarthy is a horrific coach

Jerruh and the cowboys “how can we be more annoying clearly saying every year is our year isn’t doing it anymore?”

Dak “hold my beer”

Dak stfu dude just say down set hike

Dowdle? More like Dreidel

alright Commanders we had some fun and all but looks like this one is over. ya'll can probably go watch Blue Beetle on Max or something now

Can't put my finger on why, but the way Dak says "Here we gooo" presnap is mildly infuriating

OPI and holding. Lucky fucks

Someone tell Dak to stfu annoying ass cadence

They said, “play the quote Romo was referencing before he gets cancelled”

I know we're all supposed to pretend that this is going to be a divisional matchup worthy of a Thanksgiving tradition, but the Commies are going to lose by 30. They freaking suck and the Cowboys do not. It's just a matter of time before Micah and the defense wreck Washington.

Beyond frustration that washington went balls to the walls against us, then promptly blew it up so dallas gets to play dregs

Noice!

HERE WE GOOOO

I can’t with Dak before the play. I might need to mute the game

Knew Cowboys would call timeout, cause they didn't shout 'Yea, here we go'

Where's the dude who broke Geno's jaw when you need him.

The funniest thing to me is Dak didn't used to do that.

Commies suck

Dak and the Cowboys seriously can't use something other than that stupid ass "Yeaaaaaa, heeeeRRRREEE WE GGOOOOOoooOOOOOoo"?

lmao it's so irritating to hear that shit ad nauseum

Edit for the cowboys fans replying: okay you can have your QB's stupid ass cadence call. It's still fucking stupid and irritating lmfao

Oh man the grossi packer vs lions fans reaction is hilarious, lions fan yelling fuck the moon at the end had me rolling

The difference between offensive lines here looks like the difference between a high school and college team

Hey hey hey! Has anyone mentioned "here we go yet!?" Lmao fuck dallas amiright?

"Let's exploit the shit out of Madden" - The NFL 2023

Oh I thought he, oh ok

Dak before every snap

https://i.imgflip.com/872cmn.jpg

Is no day safe from the NFL?

I love that Daks cadence annoys the rest of nfl fans 🤣

If a streaming service would sell me a cadence mute option I'd probably shell out for it

Please tell me Dak is gonna stop shouting here we go like that

How do you not challenge?

Is Meg 2 as good as Meg 1? Meg 1 was quite entertaining

Did a Cowboy fall on the fumble?

Why didn't they throw a challenge on that fumble? Isn't a potential turnover worth a timeout?

Dak’s cadence is the most annoying thing I’ve ever heard in my life. He should be suspended until he changes it

So it begins.

There they went.

YAAAA. HERE WE GO

... not enough scotch in the world to listen to that noise for the next two+ hours

Honestly, this "eeyeaaah, here we go" is starting to grow on me, gonna be some fire memes by the end of the night.

okayyyy, let’s goooooo

am I crazy or was there an extra O on Dowdles jersey? It looked like dowodle but I might just be trippin on Dat Turkey

'Rico Dowdle' is a real person's name?

Washington redskins is tony romo father on thanksgiving

Wow the Commies appear like one of the absolutely worst teams we have played this year

Dowdle is better than Pollard

Listening to Romo broadcast a Cowboys game is my personal hell

Give me senile drunk Aikman over him tbh