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Enjoy this while it lasts, Cowboys fans. See you at the Wildcard game you'll inevitably choke

25 pt. 4th. That wore the turkey hangover off me.

How about in lieu of takeaway boys we just call them first round exits

The Commanders let them boys eat Turkey on em in the middle of the game on live tv.

Right after losing to a practice squad QB who still gets tucked into bed by his mother.

Somebody gotta be fired at this point.

Cowboys always will beat Commies.

One thing you can say about us is that we really punish bad teams. That’s gotta count for something.

Bland has more TDs this year than Kyle Pitts, Bijan Robinson and Drake London. Just shoot me.

Bland could legit play WR probably. The rare defender who actually has hands.

Cowboys players being chippy up 45-10. Classic front runners

did dak really eat a turkey leg that he took out of the bottom of the unrefrigerated salvation army bucket that's presumably been sitting in there for 3+ hours? enjoy your food poisoning i guess

Most irrelevant Maryland team

Cowboys and beating up sub .500 teams. Name a better duo

Washington is just the NFC East punching bag

I think Dallas might win this one boys

DaRon Bland just sounds like an all-time DB, don't know how to explain it.

if the commanders run out the clock here they are soft af

The Dallas Way ™️ Obliterate weak opponents all season only for us to crumble in January

‘the defense lost it for them today’

It’s 10-45 bitch the whole team lost it for them

he's intercepted Sam Howell, Mac Jones, Matt Stafford, Daniel Jones and Bryce Young. What great QB's

I have to be the only one on earth unimpressed with these blowouts

Just look at the point differentials if you think our team isn’t elite. I’ll wait.

Looking at all of Bland's stats this season, how is he not a lock for defensive MVP?

I don't understand how Dallas will look like far and away the best team ever against bad teams just to get folded anytime they play a legit team 💀

Previous Pick Six Record: 4

Set by Eric Allen (PHI, 1993), Jim Kearney (KC, 1972), Ken Houston (HOU, 1971)

Dallas will be out first round in the play offs

a lot of you let 2 losses convince you the Commies and Sam Howell were the real deal

Hahahaha

5 minutes why would you not atleast try to get some points? Save a little face here. It seems so soft to just run out the clock

I love this team so much

Yo what happened? I stopped paying attention 5 minutes ago and they scored twice?

Wow. Dallas is even more terrifying than they were last year

Oh shiiiit my opponent benched Dallas’ defense. What an idiot

Someone mentioned a clever edit on Bland's wiki so I went to check it but one of the weird neckbeard wiki mods that think it's their life goal to protect wiki from any jokes had already removed the edit

Where's the ham?

The Dak slander from the first quarter got reallllll quiet

Dallas and the wildcard, name a more better duo lol

Are American NFL players going to play in the flag football Olympics? Or is it going to be weird shifty little twinks that only play 7on7?

Manders getting stunted on rn

How was that not taunting/some type of unsportsmanlike?

To be clear, Dak is mediocre at best. Hard to miss wide receivers who have no one within 10 yards of them lol

‘Boys bullying sub .500 teams, nothing new here

That celebration fuckin ruled

Grabbing the turkey leg with 6 minutes left is craaazy

Dak does not get the respect he deserves. He’s definitely an MVP candidate

I was told Sam Howell is the greatest passer in the league.