NFL

This just in: Tony Romo is a sub

This has been a pretty dull day so far

With how good CD lamb has been, I can’t wait to see the upgraded MP3 Lamb version

eagles can barely beat the commies while dallas walks all over them

Bienemy calling idiotic plays at every 3rd and shorts cost Washington.

Man where'd all the Eagles flairs go

Daaaamn bruh they’re giving my paisano Gene Steratore the ol’ Andrew Siciliano treatment. C’mon CBS do better 🤣

What a good thanksgiving. Something Eagle fans will never know. I'm thankful for that.

That's a sus penalty motion for illegal motion

He was set, come on

Dak overthrowing all over the place

First down…and then some…

Can we stick make a wish kids in the back 7 so at least someone can have fun while they get toasted?

3RD QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 25

• Tied 9th most of 37 primetime games

3RD QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 8:53

• 11th most of 37 primetime games

Isn’t Washington interior line highly paid? Why are they not getting any success?

Reminder that the Cowboys haven't beat a single team above .500. They've lost to both of the .500 teams they played (9ers and eagles) and lost to the Cardinals. All they've done is beat poverty teams, like they do every year they're good only to lose 1st round in the playoffs

Happy 4:20 on Danksgiving!

If you got rid of the faux practice jersey mesh, these commies uniforms would be tight. The helmets are already great imo

I'm confused. Did gallup get benched at some point?

I love how Tony thinks they'll win the Superbowl when they've lost all games where they play good teams. All their wins (except Arizona) have been trash or mid teams

Howell is money though, damn.

Washington shouldn't be discouraged. They're gonna be a great team in the next year or two.

Definitely gotta punt here

Is ceedee right behind AJ brown and tyreek this year? Hes so god damn good this season

Another moronic 4th down playcall incoming.

I know its probably been said a million times but Howell could actually be really good if he wasn't teetering on the edge of death every single snap

Bet they go back in shotgun for 4th down lol

Watch as the Commanders somehow pull off a Miracle at the New Meadowlands ending 🤪

Dallas knows their snap count almost every play.

ROMO is so clapped lmao

Dunno why they didn’t give a tush push a shot. Their calls on 4th are bad af

Call me crazy... but the resume of wins being

NYG(2×), NYJ, NE, LAC, LAR, CAR & WAS

Isn't impressive lol

Lol Washington Commanders of losing

Dallas has not beaten a team with a winning record.

I wish I knew how to add the Rock and Sam Jackson link of them jumping off the building

Commanders called RG3 at halftime, but he didn't answer the phone. Now they're reaching out to Andrew Luck. Tebow is the nuclear option.

They wanna be us so bad lol

Fun drinking game; take a shot every time dak says here we go

That illegal motion gesture the ref just did looked CRAZY

The worst thing about the Rivera era Washington football commanders or whatever the fuck they are is they aren't just mediocre, they are so, so boring. New ownership needs to clean house and change the name and unis again

Romo and Nantz been asking for flags a lot in this game

Another bad pass from Dak.

everybody does not have to have their hand in the ground on offense and Romo knows that so I have no clue why he said it

Tony is really anointing three of the Cowboys lineman to the HOF? Thats a stretch

That penalty hand signal may be due for a change...

I was told Sam Howell is the greatest passer in the league.