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Romo is undoubtedly more drunk than usual

God imagine paying hundreds of dollars and you end up behind the guy with the turkey helmet

Kickoffs suck now they REALLY need to do something about it. Scratch play Everytime.

Does anyone know the name of the song in the truly commercial with the dude riding the mechanical bull?

...I've had that song stuck in my head for a week and figure out the name of it.

Daks cadence sounds like he’s trying to calm an unruly stegosaurus

Ok D!

Why does Howell have the South Korean flag on his helmet?

No way Joey Slye is a real name.

3rd and 18 and you throw it one lard ahead of the LoS?

Glad all of America can see how bad our line is today.

Leave the fighting for the Thanksgiving Dinner table!

WAS using the 2021 Bengals "is it a screen or is protection that bad" blocking scheme.

That Commanders Offense after the commercial break looked like Steelers Football

God I can’t wait for more commercials

Joey Slye sounds like a rando Sopranos character

Give me a mr bean priest movie without the creepy Willy Wonka shit

This OL will be the death of Howell.

This Wonka movie looks like it'll be awful

Is it me or does this Wonka movie look like it’s gonna be ass

Have the Commanders tried blocking?

Willy Wonka should’ve been black

I literally don't know how to feel about the new Wonka movie. Just perpetually cooked eyebrow.

This Wonka movie looks singularly atrocious

My fellow Americans,

I’m full.

I could be fired? Ron Rivera post game

Keep letting GOATscott cook Mike! You can take the over, the spread, all of it.

Why do the Lions and cowboys always play on Thanksgiving? I get tradition but who cares. The schedule should be as random as possible, within the scheduling constraints.

Game is unwatchable because Dak and his "cadence" holy shit dude you're the starting QB on the most popular team in the NFL you don't need to be weird for attention

Buying into dak mvp at +3100 was a good idea I think

AT&T girl nearly threw me off my edging streak in front of the whole family.

Ferguson was wide open too. I was like Dak wyd??? Oh, yup. Cooks is open too.

Been downhill since not going for it on 4th and 2. Rivera deserves this. Lol

Well that’s nap time for me

Henry still got it lol

Vanessa Kirby is hot af. I hope napoleon is decent so we get more movies with her lol

Think we could use cooks right about now

There’s gonna be a new football card parallel. The Dak “Here we go” Prescott

Hey Cowboys, maybe you guys should play like this against Philadelphia or San Fran. Just a thought.

So the problem earlier was that Goff wasn’t saying yeeaaaahhh here we go before every play. If he would’ve done that then lions would’ve had the last laugh

Lmfao so many people prematurely dunking on Dak today casual thanksgiving crowd out in full force

I hate that dude and his stupid fucking helmets please stop putting him on my TV.

Nice now we will lose 34-3 instead of 34-0

I was told Sam Howell is the greatest passer in the league.