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That woman does not look like a virgin

I would fight for Dolly Parton.

Yeah, Dolly. Give us a little jiggle.

Dolly Parton has big shoes to fill following up Jack Harlow

can tony not read

Most local Cowboys fan

HOWL AT THE MOOOOON

TIL Romo can't read

Let's score before half

Why does your average cowboys fan, without fail, always lives outside of Texas?

If only we could trust our defense.

We gotta keep Bieniemy. And Howell should be the starter next season.

Does Ron Rivera ever talk over on the sideline? Seems like he mostly sits there looking stern and not saying anything.

That's what only eating chicken does to a man

Uhh ohh

"I like that, because I play for the Cowboys"

This potato salad is tasting like I won't get much work done tomorrow

Ha, I haven’t been a Virginian since high school. What a loser.

Bro jumped before dak even said yeah

Oops

How do you jump offsides at this rate?

He's running the same cadence every time

is ncis: sydney just like… regular ncis, but everyone says “crikey” and “shrimp on the barbie” every 5 seconds?

So how are we feeling about Dak for MVP?

TBH I feel like he's been playing better than Hurts that's for sure

Howell is an anomaly as a young QB because he's better off script. Already a top 5 quarterback at making something out of nothing imo

I see a TD incoming, the NFL doesn't want you guys tuning out yet.

First Commanders game I have watched all year, Sam Howell looks really impressive.

Gibson misses one block and loses his job, Robinson plods and misses almost every block and becomes one of the only bell cow backs. Is Ron Rivera trying to get fired like Costanza did?

I can’t believe I have to subject myself to Romo Josh Allen deepthroating on Sunday god damn it

This just in: Romo was terrible

oh caught! stokley!

Ayo Washington who tf is your defensive coordinator

That was way too easy for Dallas

"Hereeeee we goooo" is 2024's "Oma-HA!"

Like a hot knife through butter

The Commies legit have the worst defense in the league right now, and I don't know that it's particularly close.

Its cute the cumhanders thought they could compete but they don't have the horses or QB for this.

What’s a PAT?

Love our defense being a revolving door.

No good

FUCK YEAH

Geeze. What a drive man!

Commanders defense is pretty bad.

Aubrey no.

The story of this game is how bad Commanders defense is. Just toothless.

Calculated lol

Jesus Christ, knife through butter on that drive

LOL

I was told Sam Howell is the greatest passer in the league.