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Goff looks so awkward when he runs

Remember the movie Varsity Blues where Mox and the West Cannon boys went drinking and to the strip club the night before the game?

Well my team is an absolute embarrassment.

But time with my family?

I’m also an absolute embarrassment.

My memory is of Jordan Love is a backup QB. A mentality hard to shake. He's put up some impressive numbers so far. Is he the next Rodgers/Favre?

the Lions are getting worked? when I specifically requested they win?

Such icing that would of been…

The fraud allegations will NOT be unproven today

WE WANT TEDDY B

After we scored 15 points in the last 3 minutes last week I won't say this is over yet but it's feeling close.

I don't think there's a QB in the league who strikes less fear into my heart when he starts to run than Goff.

the Lions could still win this

they won't but they could technically

So are the Packers shittier at closing than the bears?

I’ll never take redzone for granted, these commercials fuckin suck

Take your time guys. No need to rush.

Goff has another fumble in him

Cmon Lions go score!

Trying to draw a team offside on 4th down is LITERALLY the dumbest play in sports. So painful. Should be a delay of game penalty. Horrible to watch two teams stand still for 30 seconds when everybody and their dog knows the ball isn’t being snapped.

Just throw to Laporta all drive

Jared “dual threat” Goff

distinctly saw in that walmart ad something that was 3.91 on sale for 3.87. doorbuster deal that.

Quay with the hardest legal hit possible on Goff

Mr. Goff is not one of your speedier quarterbacks.

Goff has been under constant pressure because he won't get the fucking ball out of his hands.

Sneaky athletic

Lions doing more to run down the clock than the packers

“And here’s Goff dumping it of- hnughew low throw”

Jared "Jared" Goff

Goff cannot throw a tight spiral

Jamo looking better every week.

Why does Laporta look like Big Ben??

Zero protection for Goff.

Christian Harper gonna have to put him in an ice bath at thanksgiving dinner tonight

LEAF!

Fuck, Nixon (I think) looked very concussed after that play.

Imagine if KC had Detroits receivers

Jamo won the bilitn whatever?

Forward progress was stopped a full minute before they blew that whistle

Goff throws like I did in 2nd grade. But I was faster

We need to generate pressure

Why are they taking so long

The one opponent the Lions can never scheme for is a Thanksgiving Day Game - truly their childhood trauma trigger

There’s a portion of the GB fanbase that seems to be very vocal about not liking MLF, but i would honestly argue that he’s done a really good job this year with a very young team

Goff is slow

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I miss John Madden on Thanksgiving Day, RIP G.O.A.T!

i suspect the lions will not win a playoff game

If I was Goff there, I really would have put both hands on that ball.