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Gotta admit, I don’t know who the hell that marshmallow lady who claims to be an action star is in the Verizon commercial

Well my -7.5 looks toast, I guess still alive with this one looking like no one is going to make stops without turnovers.

I wasn't expecting a shootout against Jordan Love

After this W, Glenn is gonna be pissed when someone asks why his defense still kinda sucks

I don’t think the Packers should be worried about QB

All gas, no brakes

Is Joe Woods coaching both defenses?

I don't think Love is as bad as the narrative about him says but good performances against the Chargers and Lions D are... not great to judge him on

I see the Lions are joining the "Make Jordan Love Look Elite' club

Its not a super common situation, but I feel like if your opponent has 6 and you score your 2nd TD, you should go for 2 and make a 2 possession game.

People that think our defense is getting “exposed” today must have not watched us the last 2 seasons. This is who they are.

Stuntonthemhoes

If the lions don’t seriously clean up on D I have a hard time seeing them beating teams like the 49ers and eagles in the playoffs who have top D’s and lots of offensive fire power.

The Packers have their QB

“Only bet what you can afford to lose” you can’t afford to lose anything in this economy

TIL that there's a White Men Can't Jump remake.

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do i have to hear for another week how jordan love is him bc he gets to beat on this defense and the chargers d?

Remember when we thought this defense was improving?

Man our defense has fallen off a cliff as the season has gone on.

Almost every contender in both conferences have had a few defensive slumps that has lasted multiple weeks.

It feels more than normal

Pack came to play today no doubt.

It's not Lions playing bad defense, Packers are playing good ball on offense

Is this the best the Packers offense has looked all season?

Ngl I feel bad about rooting against the lions but that 8-2 record scares me

Lions thought they'd just come Woop that ass huh?

What’s everyone drinking today? I’m personally starting off with an ice cold and refreshing Miller Lite

What´s a defense?

If we lose and Glenn gets fired that would arguably be even better than winning

The Detroit defense is the cure for any shitty offense

We need to move on from Aaron Glenn.

Whenever we face a team with a pulse on offense the defense sucks.

Anyone who allows Jordan Love to complete 8 of his first 9 passes should be permanently banned from coaching football.

This is an elite TE class for 2023. Kincaid, LaPorta, Musgrave, this Craft dude, the guy down in Vegas.

Did Goff bet the Packers?

Not to take anything away from the packers, but do the lions secondary always let people fucking have 15 yards of cushion?

why’s jordan love low key cooking tho

Lions defense gonna be the reason they lose in the playoffs

It's time for Lions fans to admit that Brad Holmes is just simply not good at analyzing defensive talent. Levi, Paschal, Campbell were all wasted picks. Kerby Joseph has regressed hard. Sutton was an absolutely awful FA signing. He got lucky that Branch fell in the 2nd round because otherwise he would have drafted another scrub in the 2nd round. He's amazing at picking offensive talent but defensively he has whiffed hard on a lot of his picks/signings.

Doing no game planning for our signature game of the season is certainly a choice but here we are

Ah well, this is still better than seeing the weird part of the family.

Someone in NFL general counsel was responsible for that ad.

“You’ve been running unending betting ads for three years. Do you want to know your legal exposure?”

Would be surprised if Aaron Glenn is still our DC next year. Our pass coverage is completely awful.

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First person to punt loses

Watching this defense is so hopelessly frustrating knowing that there's no way in hell they actually grow the balls to fire Aaron Glenn

Love channeling the ghosts of Packers QBs Thanksgiving past

Did the league tell both teams to kick into the end zone to avoid injuries with the whole country watching?

I think losing CJGJ was huge we need him back

Putting the Lions on fraud watch

And the crowd is going mild for Jack Harlow