NFL

The smell of turkey in the oven, and football on the TV. Life is good

Looks like Goff fell over on his George Forman grill making bacon this morning

Goff has some juice but errr. Im not sure i'd put his juice up there with Josh.

Theres going to be a game on eventually

Gotta scout our Future GM and HC today 📈

12:34pm

Where kickoff

The Packers are extremely banged up right now while the Lions are almost at full strength. Absolutely ZERO excuse for the Lions to lose this afternoon. If they struggle this afternoon like they did against Chicago, the playoffs will seem pretty pointless for Detroit.

T U R D U C K E N

Nothing would end the Thanksgiving Day losing streak better than beating the Packers.

Just an awful anthem and no amount of warbly X factor shit can polish that dire turd

everybody’s got that one psycho degenerate in their family who treats Black Friday like the biggest day of the year

I am watching the game on Sky and out of the loop on the advert talk lol

This Depp cologne commercial has gotta be AI generated or something. Who greenlit that?

Cologne Execs: Is this relevant? Marketing: We spent 8 million dollars on it.

Just play the damn game

It would be funny if the lions make it to the Superbowl and sign Barry Sanders for one game and the other team lets him run in a TD.

Let him have one more record of oldest player to score a TD.

Decent anthem, but nothing beats flava flav

As a British NFL fan I'm incredibly thankful for conveniently timed after work Thursday football, what a time to be alive

so mad we could have had Watson but then again we probably would have wasted him

First play woohoo

I don’t know how to feel. We finally have a really good team, but it’s our 2 kryptonite’s: Thanksgiving and Green Bay.

I’ve never watched this much pre-game coverage, the gambling shit is wild. Like they barely talk about the players unless it’s whether or not they’re going to hit a prop bet

Man, perfume commercials really are like "how can we advertise smell" and some dude who just did a massive line of coke pops up and goes "JOHNNY DEPP AND WOLVES PLAYING GUITAR IN THE DESERT"

Inside of Johnny Depp there are three wolves. One of them plays guitar. The other two play guitar. He plays guitar.

I low key enjoy the hell out of Detroit style 'za

jfc commercials fuck off

Is Eminem there

Shout out Madden the goat

Immediately recognized Tanya Blount from Sister Act 2 singing the star spangled banner

The packers are going to pack up there stuff and get outta here...yeah take that

They cut to commercial so quickly after the banner ended, I think it was like half a clap.

Luther and Whitney surprise appearance!

If this Lions team can't win against this Packers team

Then Detroit really does have a Thanksgiving curse

I have Christian Watson benched so of course hes gonna go off for like 20 today

I found out this exists today and now I am sad I have to leave in the middle of the game to drive to family dinner. https://mcdcbot.com/

Cologne commercials are the WR tweets of advertising

I'm friends with Mike from the War and Treaty, so amazing to see them sing the anthem!

Our list of inactives, just hope the game is somewhat competitive lol

It's 11:30 in the morning, and I have an excuse to start drinking without looking like an alcoholic.

God I love this holiday.

Way too much time in the pocket

Jordan love wants that cold turkey after the game

Love decoded to turn into rodgers today

It begins.

Sutton just got beat

And the crowd is going mild for Jack Harlow