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Bradshaw gon get one of those #MeToo movement lawsuits with that unwarranted kiss to the chef.

On live TV no less on Thanksgiving.

Terry Irished up his cup of soup

Lil Baby Kay Kay looking sharp in that suit

It’s only 11:30 and I’m ready for a damn nap man

Greg Olsen's hands are bigger than that guy's head. Man's an absolute unit

I think you're supposed to unbutton your jacket when you're sitting

Looks like FOX stole those stools they’re sitting in from a gourmet burger place that charges $35 for one burger

They way they talk about him you’d think Jordan Love was good

I didn’t know Bill Hader was a NFL correspondent.

I remember all the stats last year about how it was Joe Buck‘s first Thanksgiving at home

Goff must be really hyped for Wonka. Half his forehead resembled an Oompa Loompa

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• 1,100 2nd Quarter Non-Local Commercials (Need 2, Average is 31) - 100% chance to hit
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Who has a clip of the terry moment? Playing Mario kart rn

Whole family has covid.

But it's Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving r/nfl

Watching the game at my Brother in Law’s family’s house for Thanksgiving dinner, his father has an 80’s Spotify playlist playing and it just played Bob Seger’s “Shakedown”… I have a good feeling on the Lions now

Hi Lions fans!

Beat the fuck outta the dumbass Packers.

That being said. Let's have a game with 0 injuries.

Greg Olsen looks like a neighborhood kid on the Brady Bunch

Gregg, your hair..

"8-2 Lions" is such a surreal statement to hear

Greg Olson with that Supercuts 'do going

Division games always make me nervous, you never know what stupid shit will happen.

Absolutely fire rendition. Classy

AMERICA 🇺🇸 FUCK YEAH!

What happened to goffs forehead

Rename the Lombardi trophy after madden tbh

I can’t look at this Madden logo and not see the face at the end of his hair in the bottom left.

I miss John Madden too, but can we please not spend the whole damn game talking about him?

I like Olsen and Burkhardt but The thanksgiving games is where I miss Buck and Aikman working on Fox the most

We had a 4 win thanksgiving streak before this current losing streak.

We also got pretty close last year for whatever its worth. At least i think people were entertained

These commentators are c team...on Thanksgiving

Olsen's hair style choice is really something

Lions -8.5 two units. Let's fucking go.

Gobble Gobble mother fuckers.

Tryptophan and edibles, name a better duo!

There’s something about Kevin Burkhardt that just gives off bad vibes. He has to be a Scorpio or a Pisces.

I hope the packers eat Goffs liver like a wild dog looking for scraps

Greg Olsen look like if Frankensteins monster had a baby with Dexter.

Erin "I leaked my own nudes" Andrews

Happy Thanksgiving boys. Let’s have a good clean game.

Tom Rinaldi loves talking about dead people.

Terry better kiss the qb of whichever team wins

Maybe I’m just getting older, nostalgic, but Thanksgiving football just doesn’t feel the same without Madden.

NFL would find a way to put a commercial in between a player's shoe falling off....

And the crowd is going mild for Jack Harlow