Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by JoeKlemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Sails are going through the roof.

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[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

This one made me smile 😃

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Sometimes jokes belong on the poop deck, but this one is first class.

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmyonline.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Water you talking about. We had to bail you out last week after you kept mixing up sailboats with yachts!

[–] lando55@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not a sailboat it's a schooner

[–] FlaminGoku@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

A lot of top tier dad jokes coming out of this

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fun joke, but I have to wonder if any yachts actually have sails

[–] CiderApplenTea@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

There are sailing yachts, but usually they have the 'sailing' in the name

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Steven Wright joke? I remember the joke, not sure who it was