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[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What the fucking fuck, Florida?

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll admit, this one's a pretty unique Florida Man.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just when you think it couldn’t get any weirder, Florida Man proves you wrong.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

It can always get even Florider

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I want to know where exactly on the books it says this specific act is illegal.

[–] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They charged him with indecent exposure. There's not a "defecation on a deceased marsupial with the intent to disrupt traffic" statute.

[–] Syringe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Sort of seems like there should be now though, eh?

[–] koper@feddit.nl 6 points 2 years ago

That's not how the law works, silly. They just arrest the guy and then find something to charge him with.

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah this sounds like quite a load.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

The possum was looking so lonely in its death so the Florida Man just wanted to give it a gift.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 20 points 2 years ago

Seriously tho, where’s the story about a florida man trying to poop on a live possum, that would be something.

[–] Haus@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

Getting arrested for acting crazy in the epicenter of Scientology is kind of an achievement.

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

That can't possibly be...

Yep. It's the actual, unedited headline. This one ought to win some kind of award.

[–] lntl@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

[Florida Man] ... was not under the influence of any intoxicants at the time of the alleged incident

- Pinellas County Sheriff's Office

Just thought it was as good a place as any

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[–] alphacyberranger@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Setting a new bar for the others

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 years ago

He won the bet though

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What did he get arrested for though? Was pooping in public thr part that was illegal or is doing it on a dead possum considered animal abuse?

[–] TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The last line of the article is

He was charged with exposure of sexual organs and booked at the Pinellas County Jail.

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Don't judge, it could happen to anyone

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Florida Roulette.

1 of 6 times the opossum is still alive.