NFL

Oh that's gonna put a damper in my favorite Parks & Rec episode...

lol

lmao, even

Glad someone finally took a stand and said the truth

Someone take this man’s phone. He’s sounding like the crazy uncle everyone avoids.

Lol.

Remember the time that Irsay held a promo in which people could bring in unused or expired pills "for safe disposal" in exchange for a Colts highlight video?

It's simultaneously sad, hilarious, and infuriating watching this billionaire junkie pound sand.

This is a straight up onion headline Lol.

Alright. Feel free to disagree if I’m wrong, but in real life a billionaire (let alone a local celebrity like an NFL owner) gets away with these things because they will absolutely lean on local elected officials in order to have the cops in question fired or transferred to some awful hole.

So now the question is:

How messed up must he have been in order to have the cops in question saying “Gee, I’d normally let him go but he’s way too dangerous”?

Can we please shoot people like him into the Sun

#eattherich

It's an epidemic in this country of white men, people thinking that they're the biggest victims. But this guy was caught with 30k and a whole bunch of drugs and failed a sobriety test.... He thinks it would have gone differently for a young black male? Yeah they probably would have been shot or imprisoned for years.

Oh no, we must come to their aid!

quite possibly the least sympathetic figure to ever grace our cursed planet

Jim Irsay fucking rocks

As a non-Colts fan (I neither like not dislike the Colts), I love Jim Irsay and his constant cringey behavior.

But I imagine this is the average Colts fan when Irsay is back on his bullshit.

Billionaires have no sense of reality

If only he could afford bail

…and the Vicodin.

Fuck, Jim, I'll trade places with you every day of the week and twice on Sundays

“If people aren’t prejudiced against, then why are there so few of us, HUH??”

Idk how dudes sign to the Colts with a asshat like this charge

This sounds like it could be the plot of a South Park episode lmao.

You know you've lost it when...

Poor guy

This fucking guy

Join the resistance

The best billionaires are always the ones who inherited it. Didn’t do shit their whole life. Always just the best worldview. This guy is such a flaming pile of shit.

LoL