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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 117 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"I think Biden is old and not my favorite, so I'll just stay home."

Meanwhile, Fascists are literally trying to create an oppressive dictatorship...

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

You'd have thought we'd have learned our lesson after 2016 but maybe not, which is goddamn terrifying.

[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago

I'm not American, but I'm definitely guilty.

"I feel like the Labour Party has lost its way, and their new leader just doesn't impress me..."

cue opposition party taking power.

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shit, that sounds serious. What's the third party everyone's gonna vote for to fix things?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In the realm of unicorn farts and leprechaun cum.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

unicorn who?

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wings are just a liberal conspiracy to make us all gay!

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And to forget about JESUS. If Jesus didn't need wings, why do planes?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because planes are a product of the devil? Fallen angels need to make their own wings.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you considered writing textbooks for Texas/Florida?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, because I know I could never compete with The Good Book handed down to us from on high (The Art of the Deal)

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why don’t the wings let the plane hover like a helicopter? I’m just asking questions.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

And do the wings really need to be that big? I've seen bumblebees and they have teeny little wings. I'm just saying, do your research!

[–] Herminatorrrr@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

+/- 50% of the USA is willing to vote for a dictatorship. The propaganda machine of the republicans is remarkably strong, or is it the Russians / Chinese again? The 2024 elections might be the last, real, elections for the USA.

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

is it the Russians

Probably not, they have their own "election" to worry about. Can't say for Chinese though.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Considering Pamfilova can pull any number from electronic voting, I wouldn't e as confident if I was you

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

True, but they still have to put up a show and try keep opposition at bay. Will be a tough one after they, you know, declared a war, lost hundreds of thousands of people and pissed off the entire world.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 2 years ago

Hah, no wings. Take that libtards.

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

if only there was some place for me to express myself without reality repercussions so that I could get the feeling of "emperor has no clothes" but without all the problems of assembly and protest!

hey ... wait a minute!

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