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Two hands on the fucking ball in traffic. Damnit!!!!

Hot take. Dalvin Cook is better than Mattison

One hell of a throw against the blitz from Russ

Why is Sean Payton always grinning like he just stole Christmas?

Denver offense is great

Has anyone told the Broncos punter that booting it a mile is pointless if it just goes into the end zone?

Russell "Zack" Wilson

Punting is giving up. I should go to bed.

Den: OK, we just need 3 yards.

Russ: Imma chuck it over them mountains.

who do you guys think the Patriots will take - Caleb Williams or Drake Maye?

There's a bathroom on the right!

The division games against the Lions are going to be a fucking shit show

Fuck yes my 4Runner just hit 200k. Was that not a reveal?

Yo I’m hyped for the parade cuz my boy Luffy got a float this year 😤

Let me make a prediction:

• Run off RG, two yard gain.
• Designed pass to RB in the flat, three yard gain.
• Russ holds the ball too long, scrambles, chucks it downfield incomplete.

We might see an exciting play called back due to holding.

Is Mattison the worstRB in the league who gets consistent playing time? Every time I watch this team he is dropping a pass or fumbling the ball. And he's a below average ball carrier. How do you defend playing that guy that much?

i cant believe someone can be as universally hated as cris collinsworth and still have the biggest primetime commentating job in football. like tirico is fine but i have never met a single person who has ever said one positive thing ab cris

Kinda afraid to ask this.....are those the bronco primaries? I thought it was the orange crush.

Mattison has more fumbles than TDs this year

Hut 1, hut 2, hut 3?

Do you guys think Flores gets another HC job?

Penguins!

As my first broncos game of the season; is a screen the only play yall do every week or?

Next week, Dobbs holds out for Russ money.

Russell Wilson can’t even fuck good.

Collinsworth definitely jerks off to mahomes and dobbs right?

Reminder that Sean Payton deserves nothing but the absolute worst

iPhone Pro: 15

Broncos Points: 15

Joshua Dobbs Completions: 15

Alexander Mattison Carries: 15

Alexander Mattison Longest Carry: 15

Javonte Williams Longest Carry: 15

Wil Lutz Points: 15

Chris collinsworth sounds like his mouth is farting when he talks.

Ha both our punters are poo today

Offense can’t keep drives f*cking going. This defense is going to clock out.

Russel Wilson is having a historically bad season specifically against the blitz.

Vikings Blitz on 48% of plays.

How Denver did not game plan around this with shorter routes and less step drops is inexcusable.

Denver D is gonna be exhausted

the sooner broncos fans realize russ is a modern version of tebow and not a very good quarterback the better your bloodpressures will feel

though in saying that, and thinking he's been bad these past few weeks and not expecting him to do well against hte vikes bring everything or nothing d, god he's been bad

The one time the dumb motherfucker doesnt check down

Toyota acquired the original vocal-only recording of CCR's Bad Moon Rising. Is it hard to acquire the individual tracks of songs? Does it cost more or less than the whole thing?

3RD QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 23

3RD QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 8:36

TOTAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 79

TOTAL COMMERCIAL TIME: 35:16

Judy is a girl’s name

Metellus out of position on 3 straight plays come on bro

Incoming field goal and then Dobbs does some bullshit to make this 24-12

Blackmon has been getting manhandled on those outside runs

Go Penguins!

Ive never seen Vikes fans more passionate on this sub than in their collective hatred of Mattison.

Can Russ do anything other than swing passes and handing the ball off?

Getting a degree in aeronautics as a football player is super cool, NFL commentators acting like that translates to him being a football savant is kind of silly though lol.

Like you just put some PhD physicist back there and he’s gonna Beautiful Mind his way to being Tom Brady.

KOC refused to switch from Donatell all last season. Stubbornly keeping with Mattison despite his issues every game this year.

I think Dobbs might be the blue guy from Watchmen and he is just playing football for a lol

If the Broncos score on this drive they could get points.

whys viking 97 look so dam slow on that play lmao didnt eeven wrap the tackle

So many arm-tackles...