NFL

Hanson name-dropped Reddit so we can't call RZ out for name-dropping NFL Shop and DraftKings.

He's playing 5D chess, boys

Dameon Pierce must be pissed seeing how much protection Singletary gets

Sometimes you just have to game plan around Jared Goff.. good call Detroit

Stroud is one of the best looking rookie QB's I've seen. Perfect poise.

SCOTT HANSEN IS ONE OF US

I'm gonna sound like an asshole, but soccer is clearly 'football', baseball is cricket and NFL is rugby (with a forward pass), as is Australian Rules Football -- which is why I generally say NFL for this and football for global soccer these days. College Football I call it that or CFB.

The Chargers are back to the Rivers era where I had to Google receivers to find out who the fuck they are lol

Texans are a wagon

Rhythm and bruise is a terrible nickname. Come on Reddit 😭

Ha ha ha fuck our wives am i right

If only Giants played the commanders every week

Hekker got a little shove in there

Goffs just looking off today, we just gotta settle bro down. It’s the bears

Who would have thought the Bears of all teams would be exposing Goff...

BIG DICK DEVITO. Jerseys chosen one.

Jared Goff has returned to being Jared Goof

I thought Robbie Chosen was dropped.

Yeah it was a bad underthrow but the WR has to fight harder to attack the ball. at least knock it down

Why do I do this to myself every week?

DeVito cooking

I don't know who tf Tank Dell is, but I really don't care for that score he has on my opponent's fantasy team.

WHo got ejected? Shut up about Lamb for two fucking minutes

Why isn’t Kevin Harlan the number 1 guy for CBS? He’s one of the best announcers

Cummies got a whole new owner just to keep Del Rio. Fucking crazy

Giants need to bench Devito to save the tank.

We suck badly but they are fucking worse. How are they a 4-6 team?

Don’t bring back Achane, you’re already rushing him by playing him at all today

IN THIS HOUSE TOMMY DeVITO IS A HERO, END OF STORY

Sly move by Slayton

Why do coaches get so cute on 4th and short, the basic shit works

Bryce Young is like a lost puppy out there

Is that the nail in the coffin for Stroud's career?

Every time I can actually watch the Texans, since I work Sundays, CJ Stroud looks bad. But when I stop watching, he goes off.

So I'm cursed I guess

Commies are playing a smart game here. They know their season is lost so they're sabotaging the Giants' draft position

Riverboat Ron about to be working on an actual riverboat next year

Oh, I thought the Giants were playing the Steelers.

Is Devito unironically better than Jones?

I keep thinking that having Goff, Gibbs, and Amon-Ra all in my starting lineup is gonna come back to bite me but they all continue to deliver every week

Refs swallowing their whistles trying to get Howell hurt

We forget he's still a rookie

If Hill is seriously injured, that will make for a good couple of weeks for the NFL fans who care about hating players who beat women/children and/or sexually assault them. Whose gotta get hurt next to fulfill the collective schadenfreude?

I like Greg Olsen and the baseball guy who does the games with him. Not sure why the hate

Where is the Jags game?

Devito SZN

Tommy Devito now has the same number of passing TDs as Zach Wilson this season

Stroud has to be the MVP front runner now. There is nobody in has stratosphere this year

Bryce Young could make throw in Minecraft

Wish I could have shown people that rep of Bryce getting bodied in the pocket before the draft. No way was the Panthers equipped to elevate a tiny QB like him

Ah, stress-free Sundays! Some of y'all in here freaking out lol 😆

DeVito is now tied in TDs with Zach wilson lol