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Anon gets a pump at the gym (media.discordapp.net)

submitted 2 years ago by JTskulk@lemmy.world to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] Yazer@lemmy.ca 83 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Of all the things that happened, this happened the most. Trust me bro. wink

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No matter how absolutely it happened, it is still hilarious.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I will never tire of reading greentext fiction

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't believe this, he doesn't even mention what weights he uses on his lids.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do you lift, bro?

.7 grams, bro.

BRO.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Man that's nothing, I used to tape my eyes shut and open them through sheer will power.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

😉

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I have an urge to want to see swole lids now