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[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

What exactly are the company’s ambitious goals? Send earthlings to die on Mars? Because thats whats gonna happen.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

goals

Grift on government subsides launching more reliable rockets while using the BIG IDEAS Starship rocket to draw in investor money. mElon runs all his businesses like start-ups so there's always some impractical goal he sells to keep people dumping money into his companies.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

The trick all VC startups hate that they won’t tell you:

Raise interest rates so that VC actually has to be careful with spending

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

First company to successfully mine or bring back a mineral heavy asteroid is making Megabucks.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

elon cannot fail, he can only be failed. Every fucked up launch is historically momentous because "he tried". Fucking participation trophies

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Dae every failure trains the le tech and gets humans closer to interplanetary species and ascension and escaping the simulation so-true

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The mission was also as low-risk as possible, but the rocket still exploded. There was no dummy payload and far less fuel, the mission was much shorter.

[–] jaspersgroove@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I mean, considering how many rockets spacex has blown up already this isn’t really that surprising. Sometimes the fastest way to figure out how to not blow stuff up is by blowing stuff up. And if it doesn’t blow up then hey, great, on to the next thing.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It'd be nice if the privatized le epic explodey rocket memery happened without billions in government subsidies while people are told there's simply no money for social safety nets or any meaningful new public works (at a fraction of the total subsidy cost).

[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That only matters if you eventually stop blowing shit up

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

It'll stop. Starship is still under development, with an engine type that's never been flown before. Their smaller rocket, Falcon 9, had many public explosions but is now the US rocket with the most launches and the best safety record.

Soyuz remains king. It will be a long time before Soyuz's safety record is overturned.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The April flight lasted three minutes and got 39 km high, while this flight lasted eight minutes and got 148 km high. What do you mean the mission was shorter? Anyway, it's always a little funny when they explode.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It was shorter than any kind of a real mission would be, mainly because of less payload/fuel. The first flight wasn't supposed to last only 3 minutes.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Oh okay so you were comparing this to a real mission, gotcha.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lmao SpaceX uses stolen German and Soviet technology and still manages to blow up their rocket. Frankly I don't see them succeeding - the American work ethic is simply not innovative. If I had to guess, it's probably because of the 250 years of lying and stealing that their entire culture is built upon.

[–] CrimsonSage@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Na Americans are just as innovative as any other people when freed to. But in elons death 60 hour work week slave factories all the joy and playfulness required for creativity is crushed out of you.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Hostile work environments are so bad for productivity. But like every dumbass entitled middle manager I bet my-hero never learned that lesson.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes of course. I was just pretending to be a mirror universe /r/space redditor.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

If I was the second richest man on earth and my government outsourced all it's space tech to me I'd simply not build rockets that explode.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

making progress toward some of the company's most ambitious goals

What weasel words to try to imply HUMANS BECOME INTERPLANETARY SPECIES and SPREAD LIGHT OF CONSCIOUSNESS TO THE STARS marketing bullshit. disgost

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

launching a rocket that explodes in the sky isnt that big of a deal hamas can do it whenever they want

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Both of these are literally true lol.

citations-needed not facts, but emphasis.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

......yup, let's put people in this tech and send it out; time to just cut the red tape and not hinder progress; have the FAA do what it needs so we can make it happen.

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