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[โ€“] Hupf@feddit.de 83 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • Look, are you down to f*ck or not?

  • I'm down to eat a banana.

[โ€“] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But she wants HIS banana ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

[โ€“] lostme@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, he has two, he can share

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

but once she eats it, it will be gone. a romantic evening turns to horror.

[โ€“] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Ugh, you can always buy more banana.

[โ€“] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go mm, mm, mm, mm

[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Sounds like she thinks she's too good for a free banana.

[โ€“] Norgur@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie
Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie

[โ€“] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet?

[โ€“] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

beat the meat

[โ€“] Seraph@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago

"you're not going to believe this..."

[โ€“] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

I feel seen.

[โ€“] Damaskox@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

How many bananas does a man fit in his pants?
Can you ever be so sure with only one glance?
Gotta get a feel, a handful touch under that fabric,
one more disappointment comes with a banana grip.

"Oi mate! What is your damn problem here then?"
Making the lady more mad by the laughter of Sven!
"Just keep digging 'em up and maybe you'll be surprised",
"Maybe there is nothing else that would get up and rise!"

[โ€“] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

c/bananaaaaaaccceee