this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 14 points 2 years ago

Granted. Your nude pictures are now embedded into every web page on the internet. You can clearly be identified, so now everyone recognises you as the guy who put your nudes onto every children's website. You are under arrest for hacking, indecent exposure and sexual harrassment of children. You sick fuck.

[–] livus@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Granted. But it's a very specific rule 34 porn involving middle aged men and cockroaches.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just goat.se as far as the eye can see.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

...you mean goatse.cx right?

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was to afraid to check. That gold ring haunts my dreams.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago

If it makes you feel better the site doesn't exist anymore. You have to go on the wayback machine to find it.

[–] Drusenija@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Granted, parents now get arrested when looking for schools for their kids.