NFL

Jason Kelce

Jaylen Waddle my beloved

I still check on how steven jackson is doing. Mans played his heart out for us and all he was rewarded with was bad o line and records.

WHO DEY!

I've never been attracted to younger men, but I'd a whole cougar for Joe Burrow.

C.J. Stroud. So proud I wanna cry…

Not me but everyone on sleeper a year or so ago maybe still even was obsessed with Marlon Mack

Joseph Lee Burrow, Commander of The Cincinnati Panthera tigris tigris, son of Jim and Robin, brother of Jamie and Dan, LSU God, Heisman Winner, College National Champion, NFL Comeback Player of the Year (2021), and Perennial Training Camp Bad Luck Champion.

May he throw for eleventy billion yards and 600 quadrillion touchdowns.

But also George Kittle. You're not my friend if you don't like the human personification of a Golden Retriever.

Nick Chubb. I was in an actual funk for 5 full days after his season ending injury. And it's not just because he's so good and plays for my team. He's just such a good guy, I find myself worrying about the well being of a grown man who is way more financially independent than I'll ever be.

Daniel Jones

Tom Brady is like a father to me even tho Ive never met him

Ray Lewis - not in a good way.

Jared Goff. Such a stud. Have you seen his girlfriend? NFL Walter Payton of the year finalist. He does a lot in the Detroit community. He has one of the best NFL story arcs. He’s the coolest NFL QB.

Harrison Smith. When he retires I'm going to be a wreck.

Taysom hill

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I hope Tony romo doesn’t have too much chronic pain :(

Kaepernick.

Always and forever. Made me a football and a Niners fan. I literally thought watching him that’s what all QBs are supposed to do, run all over people and score 70 yards TDs.

So electric, so charismatic. So brave.

i wouldn't say i'm obsessed, but ever since i heard out taylor heinke's story and that he grew up really close to where i'm from, i've been a big fan no matter what team he was on. when he came to the falcons i was pretty stoked. sucks to see him kinda blow it last game, i hope he gets another chance. seems like a standup guy, i'd love have a beer with.

Well I’m a hater, so I’m utterly OBSESSED with any talented or popular player, specifically when they don’t play perfectly,

Harrison Smith is hot

Obviously Josh Gordon. Would be the most upboted answer if this was the ff sub.

George kittle in the sun of my life. If I’m being entirely honestly, rationally speaking, I know Kelce is the better TE… but if Kittle catches a TD or makes a big play, I start yelling “WHERE’S TAYLOR SWIFT’S BOYFRIEND HUH?”

As someone who became fan on the 2012 SB run, he’s probably my favorite player ever (next to Patrick Willis)

Travis Kelce Tyler Lockett - Watched him play since college

Aaron Jones. One of the most genuinely good dudes to play the sport.

I stan Justin Jefferson like he’s taylor swift and I’m a millennial white woman

Mr Belligerent Comedy

So many liars.

Watson is definitely the answer for most of you.

Kyle Pitts. I want someone to believe in me the way irrationally believe in Kyle Pitts.

Pat Ricard. Man i want to watch that guy eat a slice of pie.

Stroud

My heart was in my throat the other night when Damar Hamilton subbed in. You know when your pits just push out one large droplet of sweat that you feel run down the ribs. Yeah it was like that.

Also Burrow but it’s becoming Yoshi if he gets more field time…

Jared Goff, man helped save the Rams and is still the coolest mother fucker ever.

Benny Friedman, "the Great from '28". I keep double checking to make sure he's dead.

Danny Woodhead was my boi

Carson Wentz, I really wanted him to be great 😔

My buddy is obsessed with Brock Purdy. Thinks he is the next Tom Brady. He is a 49ers fan, but all he talks about is Purdy. His stats, his pecks, the college he went too. Him topless in the locker room. All things Purdy. I meme him every time they lose. Sent him a Tent Dilfer meme holding the Lombardi when they lost the NFC championship last year. He is a decent system qb with a great core around him, including the best running back in the league, and a great defense. But nope 1 man vs them all. He is obsessed.

Brian Hoyer. When he got his chance to start for the Browns and the announcers said that being the Browns starting quarterback was his childhood dream, I’ve been enchanted. He just keeps popping up everywhere.

John Matthew Stafford

Josh Dobbs

Drew Brees. He gave the city of New Orleans hope again!

Gabe Davis

I love ceedee lambs smile/teeth. Wouldn't call it an obsession maybe a bit weird.

Cam Taylor Britt

I have an unhealthy Vikings obsession in general. Want to move to Minnesota from Indiana just to be close to my people. It was 19- Sir Adam Thielen. Always and forever I will be obsessed with Danielle Hunter and his swoll as arms. SKOL

Shorts man

Jay Cutler. Don’t know why but god damn I love that dude.

The Chubb cousins. When they hit their stride, there’s nothing like watching a fully engorged Chubb do his thing.