NFL

Justin Herbert and Trevor Lawrence make me want to not cut my hair for quite some time. Goddamnit their flow is top-notch.

Kyle Pitts my dear love. Don’t ever leave me in Atlanta.

Todd Frazier, dadgumit

I’m obsessed with the idea that Andrew Whitworth needs to play Santa at some point now that he’s getting into acting. A 6’7”, 300+ lb Santa with a Louisiana drawl would be hilarious

I still believe Carson Wentz can make a comeback

George Kittle and I would be best friends. We both share a favorite wrestler, a childhood love of the Bears and an obsession with superheroes. A veritable match made in heaven!

I know the Kelce family has been in the limelight so much, but a lot of us female Eagles fans really, really have had massive crushes on Jason Kelce for years. I think he has the #1 selling jersey among women in Philly when they released the new Kelly Greens

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Justin Herbert is my spirit animal

I'm convinced Tom Landry is my father.

when i was a kid i was obsessed with richard sherman, i must have been in grade 5/6 so around 10 or 11 years old. we had to do a presentation for class on someone we admired and my presentation was on richard sherman. i dmed him on instagram to ask him questions for my presentation and he answered! it was the highlight of my life at the time and i would not stop talking about it. every conversation i had with someone id have to bring up how richard sherman replied to me and “helped me on my project.”

i also met his mom at a seahawks game when i was a kid and she is an absolute sweetheart. i remember feeling like i had met a celebrity when i talked with his mom.

Dennis Gardeck. That psychopath just has a motor on him.

Charles "Peanut Punch" Tillman

Troy Polamalu. The guy is the perfect human specimen, on and off the field. I'm not gay, but Troy is the most gorgeous human being to ever grace this planet

Brock

I cried during the TB game last year when everyone in the crowd was chanting his name. I would run through a fucking cold rolled steel wall for my baby faced assassin 2.0

Rico Gathers is still gonna be the next Jimmy Graham

AJ Brown until he BROKE MY HEART

Jalen Hurts

Gio :3

Kyle Dugger is playing at all pro level and I cannot be convinced otherwise

Teddy Bruschi

He's just so weirldly over represented in NFL lore in proportion to his actual on the field accomplishment are not nearly as long as you'd think.

I went down the rabbit hole a few years ago about him because someone compared him to Urlacher. Come to find out he was only a one time pro bowler and had only 2 2nd team all pros. I legit thought he was a hall of fame player.

In hindsight his teammates Ty law, Willie mcginest, Richard seymour and Vince wilfork were far more notable in those first three title wins but it always feels like i saw a lot more of his jerseys

I only own one jersey and it's not even my team but I hope I'm wearing it the day I get to smoke Ricky Williams out

Luke Keuchly. Just on a scale of going back and watching stuff and thinking “how the fuck did he do that?”

Nick Westbrook-Ikhine

Baker and Gardner

Number 34 Earl Campbell

Tyler Lockett. Just a genuinely sweet guy by all accounts.

I always convinced myself Eli's best years were in front of him. Even by like, year 15

Jalen Hurts

Myles Garrett

George Kittle. I’ve gotten very close to buying all the things he does commercials for and mark out hard for him when he makes it on WWE

Dak Prescott, hands down. More about the man he is than the player. We have a lot of shared experiences, and he’s a great dude. I hope one day his success on the field matches his success off the field.

Patrick Mahomes (shocking right?), I was born in Lubbock but raised in Georgia, Alabama, and Florida. Grew up surrounded by SEC fans and Tech only ever had a great run when I was pretty young. I remember the first year watching him I knew he was going to be special.

That first year he actually started in the NFL, I took him in every fantasy league I played, told all my buddies, preached about how great he was. Rest is history, favorite player ever.

I wish I had an iota of Jalen Hurts persona

This motherfucker hufanga is coming outta no where all the god damn time. Everytime I watch a 49er game I’m amazed we don’t talk about him more. He is the closest thing we will ever get to (I know this is gonna sound tacky) troy polamalu and I appreciate the hell outta him… when I think of a football player I think of talanoa hufanga… and Matt judon. If both those players were on the bears I’d be so stoked

Mike Evans. I feel like every Bucs fan’s personal Super Bowl is Mike getting another 1000 yard receiving season.

Vonnie B'VSean Miller

The way this sub posts about Watson, he should be the most popular answer.

I've a big ol crush on Nick Chubb and have no shame in admitting it.

I play with myself with the image of Jahmyr Gibbs imprinted in my spank bank memory

I have a weird liking of Tyler Allgier, I liked him before he came to Atlanta. Then I really liked him when he got here. Unfortunately, the Falcons are 0-5 when I wear his jersey this year.

On my team it's between sexy dexy, saquon and now hyatt.

Other teams probably etienne this year

KJ Hamler. Are you ok bro?

Younghoe Koo

Ryan Tannehill, I want to make sure he never plays another snap for the Titans again, I hope his recovery goes well and he has a happy life with his family every day but I wish I could talk him out of trying to come back every day

Donald Driver. Always just seemed like the coolest guy when I was a kid

I mean, weird choice, but ever since 30/30 I ride with Jameis. I still remember how fun that season was for me as a non bucs fan watching Jameis, it was like rolling the dice. Either he had 80 TDs or a hundred picks, there was no in between. I like that tbh. It's fun football.

Used to be Romo.

Not as much this year, but Seahawks fans with Russell Wilson last year.

I have definitely watched kam chancellors highlights far too many times over the years