NFL

If I could go back to 1967, I'd let Joe Namath do absolutely dirty things to me.

Help me Justin Jefferson, you're my only hope

Harrison smith and Justin Jefferson

I would go to war if Tyler lockett asked me to

Jameis Winston

Jordan Davis. I love big bois and I love fast bois and Jordan Davis is the fastest big boi.

Mitch Trubisky stole my heart

younghoe koo

seriously

Goff. He’s such a sweet soul. I hope he knows how much we love him. I want him to have the best experience in Detroit.

I would fight a pack of wild boars while my hands are tied together behind my back in the handicap stall of a McDonalds bathroom with nothing but a smooth rock glued to my forehead as a weapon for Mike Evans.

He needs to stay a Buccaneer until he finally hangs em up, which will be one of the saddest days in football as a lifelong fan.

Dan Campbell!!

Darnell Mooney. I hope Ryan Poles is stuck in a Groundhogs Day situation until he re-signs him

I miss Mike White

Joey Slye. He was a stud at VT when I was there and I recall replying to someone on this sub saying he deserves to be a starter after Carolina cut him. Love you Joey!

It's crazy how nearly upvoted pick is a white player lol

Anthony Richardson!!

Nobody

Honestly seeing CJ tear the league a new one makes me wanna change teams.

Jason “Sexy Batman” Kelce

JMS People frequently mispronounce his name as John Matthew Stafford when actually it’s John motherfucking Stafford

Zay Jones

I am confident in saying I am the #1 fan of Alvin Kamara. Idk what it is dude is just charismatic as hell and has such a unique skill set. When he would stream on twitch I asked if he needed help and he made me a moderator. That day was only eclipsed by the day he followed me back on Twitter. I’ve seen every interview of his and every snap he’s ever played in the NFL. I’m dreading the day he starts to wind down due to his position and ultimately either retires or leaves the team.

Amon’Ra Saint Brown. His name is so cool that I have him in both of my fantasy leagues luckily. He’s also very good

I had a dream about josh Allen once, and I kinda haven’t been able to let it go.

The ones who score for my team

With all these amazing Travis Kelce tweets resurfacing talking about chicken alfredo and feeding squirrels I'd say he's my current unhealthy obsession.

AJ Brown :(

derrick henry could run me over any day

King if youre reading... hmu

I named my dog Geno Atkins. I love that fucking guy.

Micah Parsons

All time - Troy

Current - Minkah

Younghoe Koo and Taylor Rapp. I want to see my peeps succeed in the game.

More Bobo

Ryan Stonehouse! Sexy name, sexy man, and the best punter in the league!

Jameson fucking williams apparently

Goddamn people

I lived in NC one year. The same year the Panthers went 15-1 and lost the Superbowl.

I think Cam is cool as fuck. I don't care what anybody says. Fun as hell to watch, and an eccentric guy off the field. He also donated a lot of time and money to local hospitals, sick kids and such.

I wish he was still in the league. I wish the Pats gave him a shot as the starter after a full, proper season of practice. Mac sucks anyway.

Danny Woodhead.

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Fun name. Fun to watch athlete. Fun retirement.

Ravens fan here, but after the Kelce doc I’ve been watching Eagles games and just watching the offense line play. It’s a fascinating way to experience a game. Also I’ll watch Chiefs games to watch Travis run ”routes”. I watch their NFL top 100 videos too, Jason at 37 & Travis at 5, really interesting stuff.

Donald Driver is the only athlete/celebrity my 32yo self would risk looking like a fool to talk to.

Beyond being a homer for guys from my own team, I love taysom hill and baker mayfield. Taysom is just a unique talent on the field, and I’ve met baker at a bar once and he was a cool fucking dude

Zack Martin. Dude is the greatest player I’ve ever seen in my lifetime. The day he retires will be a sad day for football.

I would literally take a bullet for Jason Kelce

Marshawn Lynch. Didn’t everyone?

i prayed to a picture of todd gurley every night when he was in the nfl

My boy MIKE WHITE.

Was crushed when I saw him get blown up by the bills last year.

Previously it was Navorro Bowman, now i’m lost

Kirk cousins

Husker Legend lavonte david.

When Patrick Mahomes get hit, I hold my breath.

Chase young, something about him is addictive