NFL

Antonio Brown. He's like the gift the keeps on giving.

my wife and I love ceedee lamb. he's obviously amazing to watch but after seeing Hard Knocks he just seems like an incredibly chill guy. he loves candles and so do i.

I’m not saying I’m gay for kermit the frog… but I could be gay for kermit the frog🫠

Joe Burrow easily. Our success rides on his health.

Peak David Johnson. The sexiest jump cuts in the world.

The biggest “what-if” in 49ers history. Aldon Smith 🥹

Quenton Nelson. I need to know why.

The only hoe i'll ever be loyal to: Younghoe Koo.

Jamaal Williams. "It's all DAWG in this mug." The dude is hilarious, unique, and likes a lot of nerdy things that are uncommon for nfl players, like Pokemon and anime lol

Brian Dawkins

Cam Heyward. No question about it. Want to shoot him a quick text each night to see if he remembered to bring water up to have next to him in case he gets thirsty in the night... if he forgot that's cool just let me know and I'll get it for him, no need to get up.

Marlon Humphrey. That man is hilarious and his awful food takes are gold.

It's not weird to know that the code to your favorite football player's house is 0514!!!

Mahomes

Does tebow still count?

Nick Chubb. Do I really need to explain why?

Brandon Aiyuk, but from a haters standpoint

Cecil Shorts III

Aaron Charles Rodgers.

Mahomes. 15 is him.

Probably Taysom

Justin Herbert. I want that dude to succeed, I have no connection to the Chargers, his former college or high school; hell I’m across the ocean.

As an OSU fan i've been spending an unhealthy amount of time following Strouds rookie season.

I can't get enough of Big Cock Brock, I'm a shameless homer for this kid.

Marshawn Lynch. After watching a few clips, I can confidently say that I would watch that dude do the most mundane shit all day long.

I would say him and Bear Grylls is one of the greatest non-football football moments of all time.

But I'll also just watch clips of him returning to theBuffalo Applebee's he used to go to like 12 times a week his rookie year.

At this point, I feel like a student of Marshawn. And I'm only just beginning. Namaste.

Deshaun Watson, but in a schadenfreude sort of way.

BDN.

Nothing crazy but I root for Burrow more than anyone else besides my Jets and I’m not a bengals fan

I think my favorite player is Jamarr Chase. Favorite Seahawk is Witherspoon in such a short time. Boye Mafe is shooting straight to the top too

Taylor Swift

Jordy Nelson, I miss white lightning every day

Aaron Jones is my dad. Get well soon dad.

Julian Edelman

It used to be JJ Watt. I was both really attracted to him and obsessed with making sure he was okay.

Tua now. But I’m a Bama fan and I loved him in college.

if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Toney 1️⃣9️⃣🤩 are both drowning 😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ booming punts 🧨💥and Slinging deep balls 🏈💨 jogging to the sideline 🏃‍♂️ and pulling my hamstring 🐷🧵

Andrew Van Ginkle… I’m a sucker for long blonde hair.

Hurts is a great QB, an even better dude, and unbelievably attractive 😅

Tavon Austin...

But he's not even in the league anymore.

And heck, he never did anything in the NFL.

I'm just still obsessed with his college highlight reel 😅

None dude TF I only obses about goth gym girls

I hope to be bear hugged by Polamalu’s strong and safe arms one day

As a Bucs fan, Mike Evans. He's been the face of our franchise for a long time, and his 1000+ yards seasons record is one all of us Bucs fans follow religiously. Regardless of whether we are contenders, I'm always following Evans 1000+ streak.

It was James White. A true receiving back and my checkdown King.

Actually, I bet if Mac Jones had a guy like James White as a safety valve, he'd do much better. Jones has some bad decision making, has trouble making throws when moving at all, and clearly gets in his own head. Having a back that can get consistently get a 4 yard gain out of a 1 yard pass would be wonderful.

Will Fuller, his highlights are my comfort show

Olave

r/nfl & Deshaun Watson, obsessed with him almost as much as he loves massages..

Fred Warner has my wee wittle heart

Amon-Ra St. Brown. If he's ever hurt then I am sad

Tom Brady

Jason Kelce. On their podcast, he and Travis make their audience feel like they’re chums everyone hangs out with. Shoutout to the 92%ers on r/NewHeights

I want to be Joe Burrow in real life. Just replace all my shit with his shit.