Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 years ago by JoeKlemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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"Are you ok? You look a bit flushed."

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

You're full of

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The other toilet said “I feel kinda crappy.”

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Royal is a valve company for public toilets, and I always thought a good motto would be "Make every flush a Royal Flush!"