As a 28yo man, I don't need this. You can't teach an old dog new tricks, I'm gonna be peeing in the fetal position until I eventually crap out.

This is kind of like that meme with the doofus, smart guy and the dude in the hood. Where it says sitting down to pee is better, no standing to pee is better, and the the hooded guy says sitting down to pee is better. And I would agree. But I do both to mix it up a little. But standing up to poop...now that's a skill id like to hear more about.

Yeah, this comes off as more than a little creepy.