XI is literally down the block from me and won't even come over to play some Xbox. Instead he says he's too tired and is gonna hang out with genocide Joe tomorrow. I told him my pad is way chiller but he hung up me. wth

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[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

xi-plz come over

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's joever

[–] buh@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s Sinover

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Bidone

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey, sorry bub me and President Xi are playing real video games on our big boy Gaming PCs

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He invited me to come, but I said I was too tired after we spent all day at the petting zoo together and getting face paints at the carnival, and Quaxamilliom wasn't invited

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

The Central Committee said it's my turn on the Xbox coming-to-xi-you

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Marxism-Leninism 😴

Marxism-Bidenism 😳

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

biden-leftist