normal thought: my husband is dead? did you get some of his cum?
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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THE GENESEED IS PRECIOUS AND MUST BE PRESERVED AT ANY COST
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reminder that the black book of communism counted "theoretical future children of dead fascists" to reach its memetastic 100 million death toll
going to be honest with you ISRAHELL obsessing over pure sperm of your settlers so you can have future generations continue your racist apartheid project is pretty fascist ngl
Idk, man. It is crazy in the same way that the death of any loved one drives you crazy. If my wife died suddenly in a car accident and we'd been trying to have kids for years, then a doctor comes to me and says "We can harvest your wife's eggs and find a surrogate, and then you can have a child to remember her by" literally days after her death, would I say "Yes"? Fuckin' maybe.
If this was a single mourning widow who got suckered in on the Free Real Estate gambit and lost her husband over it, I'd genuinely feel pity. Instead we've got some sicko freak social media rep, trying to turn a personal tragedy and desperate cope into Blood Libel.
Thing is she already had a kid with this guy, so even if she was dedicated to having a biological child with him, that goal was already achieved!
I think this is an understandable position to hold for someone grieving a loved one / father of their children and also it's absolutely not an understandable position to hold for the state of israel, or any state
Right? I get the woman wanting to do it. I don't get the state xitter account announcing that they tried to do it as a call to arms. That part is fucking weird
IT CAN'T GET ANY MORE TEXTBOOK FASCISM FOR FUCK SAAAAKEEEES 
Woman who isn't pregnant fails to harvest sperm from her dead husband
BRING BACK OUR CHILDREN NOW
Most normal Pro-Life Supporter
if i died and someone thought taking my jizz would be a way to honor me i'd kill myself
But then they'd take ur jizz
Infinite cum glitch
Dip your balls in acid before you kill yourself
Getting 15 appointments in a row to get my balls x-rayed
Using corpse sperm is how you get Resident Evil zombie babies digging out of the womb right
Necrophilia is good and cool if you do it in the name of imperialism
How wrong I was. I didn't think anybody could top American fundies' obscene fetish interest in preborn life. But Israel has a fetish interest in sperm.
No nut November strikes again.
Warhammer 40k was supposed to be satire, not a guide.
and according to the associated video, she posted on social media for help retrieving the precious liquid gold (zionist splooge) 
New grift idea: pose as ex-Navy SEALs turned mercenaries who will tactically infiltrate hostile locations and fulton back a jar of sperm from a spouse’s dead patriotic martyr. The fee will be $50,000
@israel be normal for 20 seconds challenge
(IMPOSSIBLE)
Should've embraced the certainty of steel for the machine is immortal.
i mean like a shovel or a purely mechanical T-34 might last longer than a human with maintenance but if you want any kind of information processing then computers pretty much always have much shorter lifespans than people. fleshpunk is the future.
TFW I have no one to try to retrieve my sperm if I die 
least weird israeli
Death to America
🎶Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great🎵
Hexbear, do you condemn the Volcel Police?
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
very normal "country"