this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm sorry bro your virus.exe doesn't run. Can you send virus.deb?

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 5 points 2 years ago

virus.sh would be easier

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Actually they might add well send the sti.dll

[–] xuxebiko@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

skip first & second base, go directy to third base.

[–] AmbleHamble@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

im in ur computer, killing ur files

[–] pursuit@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

use protection 😎

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

Malware is so old school. They ask for money directly these days

[–] cmoney@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I'm on Linux bitch I thought you GNU.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Show how fast you decompose

[–] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Then turns out she's real.

Once received "hello handsome" and in my mind Robert De Niro: "you're talking to me?"

I ignored her expecting the scammer will get banned but few months later, still not banned. I wonder if she was real .

[–] Neon@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Vlyn@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Please stop, he's already dead :(