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PSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head. (You can't fix Miss Mantodea.) (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Watchout boys, she'll chew you up.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Woo-hoo here she comes....

[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It's cool. I'm a snack.

[–] Cyv_@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago

1/6... There are 5 more of these out there. Somewhere...

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So you have sex and then die? Where’s the problem?

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 2 years ago

Before you die, you’ll experience flesh being ripped off your face and scalp until you eventually die from bleeding. Maybe the shock will kill you first but I honestly don’t know.

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depending on the terrain you may be able to outrun her. Those cleats will give her the advantage on grass and carpet, but if you can make it to a laminate floor, you've got a chance.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ain't no way you outrun her. She can fly.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

so... no head?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

Only after coitus.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Worth it.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

As long as she didn't cut and heat my head afterwards...

[–] piranhaphish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

https://youtu.be/QUlxnCmnlas

[–] theforkofdamocles@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

Stupid sexy Flantis!

[–] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I can fix her. I can fix her. I CAN fix her. Get me in there, coach!