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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They want to recruit teens with attitude to save the world?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Go, go Hamas Rangers

[–] logflume@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Rita Repulsa was my childhood crush, so I’m cool with it

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hamas can't be cool, they are in desert, therefore they are hot expert-shapiro

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Oh so you think they're hot eh? Do you sexually denounce Hamas?

[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The scenes of the hamas teenagers and the IDF villains are filmed separately and then they splice in scenes from a completely different war to make Hamas Rangers. In case you didn't know

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Most people don't know that Hamas is Japanese but everything they say is overdubbed.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

thanks for confirming my existing beliefs about hamas

[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Hamas wants to wear skirts to hide their aab gender got it.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Their more like Tony Stark in the first Iron Man movie making super weapons out of scrap metal in an underground bunker, then rising up to destroy their captors.

e: I'd actually love to see an edit of this with RDJ labelled HAMAS and the evil terrorists labelled IDF.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Where's @Eugene_V_Dabs@hexbear.net when we need him most

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Oh sure, they'll SAY that they recruit teenagers with attitude, but in practice all they recruit are the most boring preppy ass rich kids imaginable.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The power rangers or the witch? What was that horned witches plan anyway?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The witch. But they're also led by a giant talking hologram head. It's kind of like all the worst parts.

[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Wasn't that hologram played by Walter White?

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I thought Ham-mas was when you people crucified a pork or some shit.

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ham mass is when you pass a pig through the higgs field

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

oh fuck I could have written this so much tighter if I had simply said, "ham mass is when you pass through the piggs field"

[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Merry Ham-mas

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Ivan Ooze is one of the most underrated villains in media.