I have always kept a big tome of the great poems of western civilization in the bathroom for emergencies like this.
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I have a rippleys believe it or not and a guiness book of world records, both from the 80s.
Hope none of those poems are by Walt Whitman, or your neighbor hank might get mad.
Time to read the bottle of the air freshener!
I'm more a connoisseur of shampoo bottles myself.
Not too* fucking late to fix your title though
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That's why I always have an Archie comic or Uncle John's Bathroom Reader next to my toilets. I read enough random bottles growing up.
this is what pulp fiction was made for.
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