this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2023
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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Done, it will snow tomorrow.

Somewhere 🐧

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tomorrows gonna be extra weird in Australia...

[–] Gh05t@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And also tomorrow’s tomorrow and the tomorrow after that and so on… every tomorrow it will snow

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

"Up out of your chimney, way up in the sky; it's been snowing for years, and we just don't know why."

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Done. The snow is yellow ... for some reason. It may or may not smell funny.

[–] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Done, you still have to shovel

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Oh man, that'd be the worst.

[–] livus@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Granted. I hope you like the movie Snowpiercer because this is your life now.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Granted

Tomorrow will snow. And will never stop snowing again.