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Ok why do my hotdogs keep doing this

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[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably cause you keep slicing them like that before you cook them?

[–] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 years ago

I don't know what you're talking about

[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Forget the hot dog. How you fucked up so much cutting the bread on the right?

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some brands are pre-cut. Their machinery has a little variance in that cutting process.

Don't know if that's the case with OP, they could still have absolute shit aim.

[–] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All brands of hotdog bun are pre-cut where I live

[–] Teon@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should support uncut hot dog buns.

[–] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 years ago

I wish my bun was uncut

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

Eldritch hotdogs

They look crispy and delicious, probably the best way to make them in my opinion.

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

In his hot dog in R'leyh, fried C'thulu waits dreaming .

[–] bahbah23@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

They yearn to be free

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Spider-dog, spider-dog

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

my brother in christ you are making prinskorv

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

I’d guzzle

[–] Evia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

AI sure does drift pretty close to the sun sometimes

[–] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

AI? No this is real. These are real hotdogs I ate the other day

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are they all peeled up like that then?

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you cut the ends before frying then they'll do that

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 years ago

Why do people cut the ends before frying them?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The question is why don't all hot dogs do this? Look at those wonderful browned edges, those are going to be way tastier than any uniform pink boiled sadness logs. Put them on a different bun it in a wrap if you need to, but don't change how you're cooking them!!

[–] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol I like cutting my hotdogs and shallow-frying them, and I was getting creative with how I cut them

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Don't stop! Odd shape aside, you're doing it right!

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They do this if you fart while making them

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago

Are you... Cooking them in your ass? 🤨