they wait until you're fast asleep and then they take your pee and use it to power their vampire technology i heard they use their piss tech to make you into one of them and now i cant sleep oh god dont let them take my piss

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[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That sounds pretty dope actually. Pissula sneaking into my room, stealing my piss so I don’t have to get up at 3 AM to piss.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But he bites you in the balls to get it

[–] ElRenosaurusReg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Is that a bad thing?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Folks dirt owl is on a shitposting rampage right now so you know this one is real

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

The human body is on average 60% water. With training and the proper muscle technique, you can get that up to 70-80%. Don't let those vampires get even a drop.

[–] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

they use their piss tech to make you into one of them

Are you absolutely sure this didn't happen to you already months ago ?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh shit oh fuck ohnoes

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

You think Hexbear would be possible without piss tech? You think that's air you're breathing? (it is piss vapor)