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i kind of envy soccer fans at this point. they are used to having to entertain themselves during games so this is business as usual for them.

That’s so soft

What's the defender supposed to do when they lead a throw right into him

This definitely of the football games... right?

You know how the Germans have words for common concepts (almost all of which are horrible), that English does not have equivalents to?

After today there will be a German expression for “shitty football game between bottom feeding teams.”

Man whatever happened to fuck it and chuck it football?! These 2 teams aren’t making the playoffs - may as well just fuck it and chuck it

It's already pitch black night there damn. Only 5 pm there too.

Who has a worse o line than us? We gotta be bottom 2 at worst

Look I think Mac Jones is mediocre but this team is all around garbage. There's no pass blocking, the O line has been a sore spot for a handful of years now. We can't even run plays for TEs and Mondre/Zeke. Bill grabbing his ole buddy Matty P, benching Boutte and JC Jackson and whatnot with little transparency like the good ole days, drafting busts and never focusing on WR1s.. it's just a shit show.

When the Pats went screen instead of the Hail Mary Rich commented... "Oh Boy".

Rich is all of us.

OBJ was good like 8 years ago and we're still trying to make him happen anytime he makes a catch

Kind of a cool fact. Marriucci and Tom izzo (Spartans coach) were born in little ass never heard of by anyone Iron Mountain Michigan and grew up where I'm originally from in Upper Michigan.

Irvin talks over literally everyone, she must be exhausted after every segment lol

I still can’t believe there are worse teams this Pats team, it’s impressive.

That bud light ad reminds me of that pencil short story

Well at least all the young patriots fans are learning what life is like as a fan of a team for the most of the rest of football is like.

That's gotta be a tough lesson for some of them, I remember being a young lad and being a fan of a sports team and losing a lot it hurt the first time you lost hope, but you become a more well rounded person for it.

You guys that stick around your the real ones, the rest I assume are now chiefs fans.

Not to glaze or dickride Germany but that stadium looks legit

I think that I just watched the worse halftime show in history.

We got ourselves a real suck fest here, you know you’re a real football fan when you’re a neutral fan watching a game like this. I’m just a masochist personally.

I watched the first couple drives and then dozed off and woke up and didn't realize I missed anything until they said two minutes warning

Never take seriously people who blame all of Mac's woes on this Oline

In this game, 90% of the time he has had pressure he has had at least 1 good matchup or easy outlet to get rid of the ball to.

On the last sack, he had Rhamondre coming uncovered in the same direction the pressure was coming from, but he just didnt anticipate it.

He just does not see it. His pre-snap reads are easily among the worst in the league and its one of their core problems

Terrible clock management from the colts, only for the patriots to do that? Why not throw a Hail Mary and give yourself a chance?

Colleen Wolfe's outfit is FIRE

Punt paRtY!

Jonathon Taylor carried the first drive. Haven’t done shit with him since then

It's half time, so off topic: Did you see the interception in the Washington-Utah game yesterday? The poor Washington guy had a clear run for a pick six, but he celebrated by dropping it on the 2 before he made the end zone. One of the Utah linemen then jumped on it.

Wild play and painful to watch.

Not only has Mac not evaded a single pressure, he also hasn’t thrown the ball away to avoid a sack even once.

Seeing the fall of Bellichek is kinda wild man...dude has more super bowls than a lot of coaches and he just seems checked out. Maybe him and Al Michaels should start a podcast..."checked out" lmao

Games like these are a dirty pleasure of mine, its just constant laughing at the clown show unfolding infront of my eyes.

This is a very whelming football game. It's not a good sign for the NFL when the foreign games can't hold my dorkass attention

Just finished some morning chores. Is this game worth tuning in or is it as bad as the score would indicate?

The Germans being subjected to watch this game is revenge for WW2

We live in a world where the Lions are good at the Patriots are bad.

The nfl plus app is brutally slow on fire tv

Every member of the Nick Sirianni coaching tree looks like a former boyband member who had a really wild 20s before finding Jesus and becoming as annoying as Kirk Cameron while they desperately try to revive their dying career by playing “atheist college professor strawman” in God Is Not Dead 7.

Am guessing Stacey Dales can dunk a basketball

Loving all these Pittman targets.

Say what you want about this shitty game, but German crowds/game environments are ten times better than UK crowds/game environments.

What's the flag on belichicks coat? Czech?

Aaaaand there it is, only to go three n` out

And now we go 3 and out and punt

Irvin was still on about OBJ after the segment lol

I for one hope the Pats keep this Bill and Mac combo together many more years. Mac deserves a chance to have a few years of consistency, right?

German commentators trying to safe the viewcount by saying "iz a defense game".

Bill Belichick has reached the point in his career where he clearly wants to retire but also knows that his sons are unemployable anywhere else so he feels obligated.

This is what an actually bottom 3 line looks like for the fans who all claim they have the worst line.

Brett Gospel thinks he works for the AFL

Jason McCourtey’s jacket is awesome

I actually fell back to sleep watching that first half