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Well if the defender could just dislocate their heads so they can get it out the way. They wouldn’t get fouled.

This game is the second-worst thing to happen to Germany since... well....you know...

Hopefully Gärtner Herrenschuh has a great game in Deutschland

At least Boutte is active. Something to watch

Please Indy, put them out of their misery early.

Bill clipped the tags off that coat moments before the camera was on him

WOOOOO FUCK RUSSIA

Lmao NATO with the shoutout and color guard

I hate how the military and the NFL are so intertwined. Feels wrong to me.

NATO NATO NATO...

... wait....

Haven’t seen this much of a NATO presence in Germany since the Berlin Airlift.

Ahh this takes me back to Mercedes winning a FI race

German anthem is pretty

Am I going to enjoy this game? No.

But I'm going to enjoy the morning beer I can now justify with "football is on."

Robert Kraft looking up closest massage parlor in Frankfurt

MAC JONES HAS BEEN ON GERMAN TIME SINCE MONDAY. ITS OVER FOLKS

I come from a very German family so no disrespect but the stereotype about the German language being ugly is so true.

Just Lose Baby

I'm a time traveler from 2008. This is the AFC championship game, right?

..right?

Here’s your chance to note the real fucking sickos in this subreddit. Anyone in here who isn’t Colts/Pats flaired are fucking football perverts

Yooo that short clip of Bill doing the walk of shame had me DYING

Dang I hope Kwity Paye is gonna be ok

Thank God Eisen is the announcer.. perfect for a 630 am game, nothing over the top but just the right amount of intensity..

Jones is a stud

Nice snag

Germany: They’re not sending their best!

Rich is so based

I-N-D-Y

Get it Kathy

God blessed us all with Dan’s absence today.

Not even at international games can we get away from this crap.

Not everyone needs a new Camaro or mustang folks

I love the smell of propaganda in the morning

Me realizing I don't have NFL network: 🤬

Me realizing this is a local game so ABC has it too: 😁

Is she OK she sounds like she's choking

Does the German flag have like a water stain on it

Over/under on announcers mentioning Bernhard Raiman is from Austria?

Why the hell can't I watch this on the NFL app through my service provider login?

Watching a pirated NFL stream even though I have NFL Network in my cable package because I am banished to the basement when football starts at 9:30 and I don't have NFL+. Just 2023 things.

German national anthem not a banger

WTF?! Why are these Germans applauding after their national anthem was played before a sporting event??? Don't they know that makes them nationalist freaks??!!?

Hi from Germany, serious question: are people in the US actually fine with seeing their team play thousands of miles away? I’m a soccer fan and I imagine what would happen here if they decide to let regular matches of the Bundesliga be played elsewhere in the world. Probably war.

Guten tag Rich

I have never ever heard someone raping our/the german anthem like this. Embarassing.

Robert Kraft looks like he’s on google trying to figure out how to strand Mac and Bill here if they lose.

It's not going to be long before there's one of these games every week of the season, right? Eventually, watching football from 9:30am to 11pm on Sundays will just be a normal thing

There are so many better ways I could spend my morning than this game… going for a walk, writing, visiting my mom… yet here I am. Wasting my precious life away watching two teams play in a game I won’t remember in 10 days

Minshew is throwing well for a guy with small hands

Panthers-Bears followed by Patriots-Colts is... rough

Hell yeah, should be 32 NATO allies soon.

My wife is screaming at me, my 4 year old told me she is going to set the house on fire if I don't change the TV to cartoons and my 8 year old told me he is going to put me in a home if I make him watch Colts v Patriots.... What a great football morning!