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I am going to have a brain aneurysm when the pats pick a tackle with a top 5 pick

Sources telling me that the new iPhone is made with titanium

Patriots fans wanted another Tom Brady but instead they got at best a Drew Bledsoe

We really need laws to prevent the same commercials from being shown 18 times in a single hour. I feel like I'm being indoctrinated into a USAA cult.

“You probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we’re in the Sackin’ Mac business. And cousin, business is a-boomin’.”— Indianapolis Colts DC Aldo Raine

Patriots o-line looks to be failing Mac Jones. Has that been a problem this season?

What is the thinking one calling the TO with 11 seconds???

Bad timeout

That’s bad for the colts offense.

Belichick gonna show what he got today.

LFG Pats!

Miss you Jason

I find myself not hating the patriots anymore

This man trying to hype up Juju

Would love to be proven wrong but if you bet JJSS having over 25 yards on your parlay you may as well just burn the money.

I didn't wake up at the ass crack of dawn just to watch my team win. I'm expecting a big fat L today boys. Lets fuckin go

Did Minshew just POINT!? Does he know there are German kids in attendance?

Nothing like waking up at 13:00 on a Sunday, brewing some strong black coffee, blasting some bestial black metal, and watching a division rival get their shit pushed in.

I’m tuned in to watch this game. Is this what a degenerate gambler regularly feels like?

This is a game I’m pretty neutral on but I’m rooting for the colts to blast the patriots so that on belichek spammer will be irate

I always root for a Colts victory, but this week I hope the Colts crush this version of the Patriots so bad they leave Belichick in Germany and he just becomes a wandering Apfelmann

Say what you will about the talent on the field, but you can’t deny the fact that when all is said and done today, both of these teams would have played an NFL game.

God damn I love overseas games. Getting up to watch football all day is such a joy

Mornin' gentlemen.

go colt go

Ich möchte, dass die Colts gewinnen, aber ich möchte auch, dass sie gewinnen. Position zum Draften von Marvin Harrison Jr

The women in that JP Morgan commercial looked way to robotic when she said thanks...

LoL I asked AI to create an image of an NFL game in Germany between these two teams and this is what it came up with

I'm not sure why there's an alien in it.

Frankfurt stadium is at least half empty

This game is gonna be great. Mark it.

I don't care about Arky or LSU, but man what a wasted opportunity. Imagine the narrative of watching Polar Express at halftime and then beating your rival in the 2nd half. Cmon Arkansas we were all rooting for you

That TNF between Ravens and Bengals may get pretty toxic and I'll be here for it

Me and Jerry Jones are alike. We both own the Cowboys and that extra salt on Mcbreakfast sandwich's slaps.

Good morning Sickos, let's have a good day!

I think Mac Jones career arc will end with him being a top tier back up QB that will fall flat any time he has to start more than 3 games on a row

TNF on a Sunday morning 😬

You think we can leave Germany in a state of Minshew Mania from this game and elevate him to Hasselhoff status

This game could be severely ugly if Minshew was more accurate

Trinity Christian legend Shaun Wade

god they are even talking about taylor in this game smh nfl is shameless 🙄

the crowd singing sweet caroline has been the best part of this game so far

Man this is bad. Minshew overthrowing everyone, Mac getting sacked every pass, commercials every 2 minutes

Both teams should go now.

Trying to draw them offsides is Steichens usual plan here.

Crazy to think we are just a few more bad patriots teams away from people telling pats fans to dust off the dvd player to watch their Superbowls 😂 times undefeated lol

I really wish NFL Network would spring for a real PxP guy if they're going to have NFLN exclusive games.

Rich Eisen sucks

This has gotta be the worst slate of NFL games I can remember

Is this still a rivalry game?

Bill Belichick looking over at the Colts bench: what the fuck are you doing?

My wife is screaming at me, my 4 year old told me she is going to set the house on fire if I don't change the TV to cartoons and my 8 year old told me he is going to put me in a home if I make him watch Colts v Patriots.... What a great football morning!