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[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago

The mystery cut in the middle of my forehead has healed. My left shoulder seems to be in working order again. Before that it was the right one, which lingered for 2 days and did so loudly enough to dampen my mood for both of them.

Before that, I was bewildered to find the uncomfortably visible marks of a random handprint halfway up my forearm, and even more confused to see that the whole thing lined up perfectly with the fingers of my other hand. I had been gripping my own arm in my sleep hard enough to leave bruises.

Kind of excited to see what the next sleep injury is going to be.

[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude is complaining about his back when he sleeps with his glasses on

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well yeah. Don't want to have blurry vision in your dreams.

[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always sleep with a gun under my pillow in case of real bad nightmares.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wilderness survival kit too. Never know where the jump might drop you...

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Spent a bunch of money on a nice new mattress. Back still hurts. Life is pain, just gets worse the longer it goes, and now I can't blame it on a crappy mattress.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What’s your sleep number? Mine’s 69.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Do you like horses?

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe the mattress is too soft

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In my life, I've tried a soft mattress, then a hard mattress, then a middle mattress. They all were expensive and all sucked.

Or maybe they didn't and I just can't expect a mattress to heal or prevent back pain.

What I know is that with my body stature and my sleeping habits, I should be choosing the softest type or second softest at the max. But soft mattresses suck the most.

Right now I have a middle one and I am only experiencing back pain - I mean severe lower back pain that leaves me unable to move - in the mornings after getting up. It gets better during the morning and day. My guess is that it is because I am forced to sleep on my back when I would like to roll over, but I don't know for sure.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Damn that sounds rough. Definitely sounds like your issues extend past just the mattress. You’re definitely right that there is only so much a mattress can do if you have back complications. It’s worth seeing a doctor if you haven’t already.

Have you tried foam mattresses? Sounds like you have, but if not maybe it’s worth a shot.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You need to learn the correct positioning for your body to form the correct posture without pain and consciously enforce that posistion until you learn to do it unconsciously

You also need to learn how to release muscle tension when in bed

A good person to learn from is "Esther Gokhale" and listening to your own body

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

When I release all muscle tension I shit my bed

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Now you just need to find the right partner who really likes that...

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Those wacky sphincters

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

To find peace, The only way is through.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The whole block has been through you mom already mate. Didn't help.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sometimes it takes 2 to 3 passes for full relaxation. A therapeutic massager can help.

[–] atocci@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I slept with my neck at a weird angle almost 2 months ago and I'm still recovering from that blunder

[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good grief, are you iron deficient or something?! Hope you get that straightened out, sounds like a pain in the neck.

Get well soon🎈

[–] atocci@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Almost back to normal now! 😎

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

My back pain got better since I sleep with a pillow between my legs when rolled sideways. Something about a wonky hip thanks to neurofunkiness?

[–] byroon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

How you do that?