Chicago Bears

Right now, we can only get the #2 over all pick. Cardinals are 100% never winning again .

These teams are so terrible that the league had to find a way to talk about the Eagles

Christ.

The only upside of having a team as bad as the Bears is you can get up to get a beer at any point in the game. What you may miss:

• Larry Borom offsides
• Matt Eberflus squinting at the Jumbotron
• 3rd and 12 screen
• Breakout run with a flag at the line of scrimmage

First impressive play by Scott

4th down and we talkin about Philly okay fuck you Amazon

Love people complaining about Kelce taking attention away from a sub pro game happening

Bears going for it on 4th down but who cares I’m trying to watch the Kelce show

I don’t even know if Bagent belongs in the nfl dude

I don’t understand why Darrynton Evans is playing

You know Brian Ferentz is just a day trip away

I'm at the game. Idk how it looks on tv, but sorry guys. Bagent is atrocious

Obviously Go Bears, but does anyone know what result is best for our draft picks?

2nd half boys. We will come out angry!

All hail King Cairo

Eberflustered

At least we picked up that 4th down lol. Baby steps!

Was that a sarcastic celebration after the fg?

Defense is doing their job so that’s cool. Their only offensive points came off of one play.

Let’s look at the positives. Getsy is getting the rest of the team reps and back into the play calling cadence he’ll send into Justin’s headset next week.

You know what this game needs? More screens.

I hope that after this game Poles will grows a pair of cojones and fire Flus and Getsy.

We have 2 FG's with 150 total yards of offense against the worst team in the league at half.. this is fucking embarrassing

Give santos a 400m contract

Fire and cut everyone else

They just need to feed DJ Moore and see what he can do

Is Poles a joke if he doesn’t fire Eberflus and Getsy after this game

Imagine having D’Onta Foreman and Roschon Johnson and giving Darrynton Evans carries

I really wish they would wear a throwback like the 1940s monsters jersey instead of these pumpkin uniforms

This is so bizarre. They are just straight up ignoring the actual game that they’re covering. What is happening?

So, have they called a penalty on Carolina all half?

Mooney with better coverage than most of our secondary

Bagent actually looks WORSE as weeks go by. I dont know what else there is to say about this coaching staff.

I can’t believe we traded ANY draft pick for, “check notes”, Trent Taylor.

I hate the fact that chgo has magalacher on their channel right now..if not I'd be listening to them.

give the ball to Foreman, run for a TD

Damn that bears fan look cozy at least watching this mess

DJ Moore was wide open for a first down. Holy fuck dude. He was right infront of your face

That had absolutely no shot at being completed

Bagent Malay be our backup for the savings, but I’m happy Scott is showing himself these games.

Forgot there was a game going on during the fashion show

Ballsy move going for it on 4th I was like 90% sure it was gonna be turnover on downs

Tyler Scott has some balls for that catch tbh.

CAN WE STOP SCREENS AND EN AROUNDS WITH ONE (1) BLOCKER TOTAL

LMAO the hole was so fucking big if Evans just immediately cut up field when he got the hand off there. Kept running laterally at first. How the fuck do you not see that?

Thank God kelce is off of his interview with a bears game in the background

Dude amazon just made me hate jason kelce

Think Cairo could play QB?

Flus/Getsy/Poles really told the SNF crew that Fields should be watching Bagents film and learning from him

"I think somebody scored who cares so back to you sexiest man you"

Fields has thrown up 3 tuddys by this point. At least the Bagent dick riders can finally sit the hell down