NFL

Might be the lowest viewed thur night game ever. What a shitshow

“Thursday Night Football? I love it”

Blink twice if you’re in danger

Taylor Swift is a mid singer that makes mid music for the most average human beings on earth

Hyping up the Bengals vs Ravens next week as if it isn't going to devolve into the typical AFCN shitfest

what are Chicago women like?

Bears 1-14 when they don't score first? Did I see that right? lol.

I’m like 88% sure Eberflus is a serial killer

Who does Eberflus think he's kidding?

Why do we allow Inches Sanders on the field?

What’s up his sleeve is more punts and some field goals

First game for either team I’ve watched all year

I…uh, didn’t know

so I’m opting to just go to bed early and read before the first half is over…

my condolences to either team

Lineman can’t block, receivers don’t get open, Bryce throws it out of bounds to be safe

bRyCe SuCks

I can’t think of any other OCs that were RBs beside Bienemy

I would just like to see an offensive touchdown. I don’t care who scores it

Do you guys think Al Michaels regrets all his life’s decisions that lead him to this point?

Bruh throw it ahead of him please Bryce

glad that safety bucked his seatbelt

Takes a lot to get picked on more than Eli Apple.

Man I really want Bryce to prove everyone wrong

Bagent is missing lots of open receivers.

Don't write off Bryce Young yet, Trevor Lawrence had am awful rookie season and is playing like a stud now

Panthers fans gotta be worried about Bryce. Burrow his first year with scraps still showed his poise and leadership of an offense

The fuck do we have going on at halftime? Sounds like a bagpipe dying.

Miles Sanders tearing it up for my fantasy team.

Whitworth looks like his head and beard were whittled from a single piece of wood.

Whitworth always looking like the Ranger in the D&D campaign with that hood he always has on

Bagent (who is not very good) is on pace to throw the ball 48 times. They have 9 points. This does not make sense. No wonder they are 2-7.

I feel like Justin fields got scared by the five nights at Freddy’s movie

Who gives a shit what any of these mooks have to say?

That guitar screaming "America" is oddly poetic in relation to this game

Thank those service members for their sacrifice, they probably got voluntold to attend this shitty game

I had to get high as fuck to enjoy this game

This game is living up to the anticipated assery.

Just remember when you had a shitty football Sunday that there are people like me that paid YT $400 to watch every one of this Panther team's games this year. You only have to watch them tonight.

So anyway, here is wonderwall

I'm dying at the halftime band being in full military fatigues lmao

PSA: The music in the background is America the Beautiful.

"Soldier" Field

Alternate broadcast idea: Find the drunkest fan of each team tailgating before the game and let them have a booth with Four Loko and shitty beer.

Stolen valor. This is just System of a Down in fatigues

That army band is more entertaining than the game

Show the halftime concert you disrespectful clowns

Tyson Bagent is outplaying Bryce. Theres no way people can argue Bryce isn't a problem.

We dont make good halftime adjustments btw so gg

Does anyone else get annoyed that every TNF thread just devolves into 'this game sucks'? Like we get it

Justin Fields Commercials: 1

Total Offensive Touchdowns: 0

Can Connor Bedard play QB?

Had no idea dude perfect was still relevant

Fitzpatrick with his Harvard ass explanation of “winning football teams” man spit out an entire essay. Meanwhile I’m here like, they score more points than the other team…

Bears fans, who are you taking with our number one pick? I have to live through y’all now.