NFL

Did anyone else just hear a Mario coin?

Am I losing my fucking mind

If we could get only announcers who actually care about talking about ball I would pay for that service.

Like Matt Ryan was annoucing for the Saints game the other day and he's a super cool dude and talked about the good and bad of ball on both sides even though the Falcons are our biggest rivals.

It is so disrespectful to the Bears and the Panthers players, staff and fanbase to talk about the Eagles here so much for 0 reason.

It's disrespectful to all watchers to keep cutting to the booth instead of the game that's actually being played. You already fill so much time with commercials.

This is the type of commentary normally relegated to sun belt conference Tuesday night games that are blowouts in the 4th quarter and they are doing it on primetime in the 2nd lol

I legitimately have no idea why any of you non-Bears/Panthers fans are watching this

Al Michaels sounds suspiciously awake

"When you guys win the Lombardi" 🙄🙄🙄

What idiot at amazon thinks we need to SEE kelce talk?

I feel like that could have been OPI. But damn if I don't care.

I might switch to something more interesting at halftime. Does anyone know what channel is C-SPAN?

Didnt know I'd watch TNK tonight.

I forgot there was a game on...this podcast with Kelce they're playing over the game caught my attention.

Eberflus and Bagent look like they’re related.

Bagent needs to get it out quicker.

THE BEARS MAY BE BAD, BUT THEY HAVE BALLS

Omg a catch!

This game is as disgusting as anticipated

Oh yeah Jason, describe a good football game to me, that’s that good shit

They didn't say a single word about the 4th down try until the pass was in the air lmfao

Amazon: "This game is gonna be so boring we need to spend half of it talking about a more popular team"

I have trouble sleeping so these primetime games are actually quite helpful.

They’re making TNF worse than it already is somehow

Matt Eberflus looks like he hates progress

Who at Amazon had the bright idea to make the line of scrimmage white? That's the only color that's already used for lines on the actual field, dummy.

Someone please sway from the "Young isn't an NFL qb", thoughts.

This game got me nodding off at 6pm

Crowd sounds absent unless it’s booing at a penalty…

r/nfl commenters when a broadcast tries to fill a shit game with nothing but punts and awful throws with content 😠😠😠

At this point I wouldn't mind a Taylor swift cam this game is terrible

These are 2 VERY bad teams.

Panther fans; if the Bears Jag has similar stats as Young after this game, what do you think about his future?

This Kelce conversation could not be more stale, sounds like the manning cast without any jokes

Uh oh Eagles fans are starting to invade, quick someone grease up the gamethread

Going for it on 4th down? Let’s talk about Bobby knight

Why the fuck do we have a current player for the Eagles in the booth during this game? They're not even pretending that they're following anything that is happening on the field. Shut the fuck up.

I haven't heard al this chipper all season, Jason kelce is the son he wishes he had

This is the most enthusiastic Al Michaels has been all year and it’s not when talking about the game

Well it was either this or nailing my balls to a wall, and that hammer is starting to look mighty tempting.

"Lee Corso is here today" is the best bit in a long while for Al.

Theyre going for a 4th down conversion, lets talk mor3 about a different game. Wtf is this shit.

These teams stink.

Wow ok lets go

An interesting thing just happened!

These teams are a bunch of fucking bums

This is a disgrace to the game.

I just asked the BING AI who would win tonight...

There are two football games tonight: one is the **Thursday Night Football** between the **Carolina Panthers** and the **Chicago Bears**, and the other is the **Monday Night Football** between the **Los Angeles Chargers** and the **New York Jets**. Both games are airing exclusively on **Amazon Prime**²³.
The Panthers are coming off a close win over the Atlanta Falcons, while the Bears are looking to bounce back from a loss to the San Francisco 49ers. The Panthers have a better record (6-2) than the Bears (3-5), but the Bears have a slight edge in the head-to-head history, winning four of the last five meetings. The Panthers have a dynamic offense led by quarterback **Sam Darnold** and running back **Christian McCaffrey**, while the Bears have a stout defense anchored by linebacker **Khalil Mack** and safety **Eddie Jackson**. The game could come down to which team can avoid turnovers and capitalize on scoring opportunities.
The Chargers are one of the hottest teams in the NFL, winning five straight games behind the stellar play of rookie quarterback **Justin Herbert**. The Jets are the opposite, losing eight straight games and struggling to score points. The Chargers have a balanced attack with wide receivers **Keenan Allen** and **Mike Williams**, tight end **Hunter Henry**, and running back **Austin Ekeler**, while the Jets have a depleted roster with injuries to quarterback **Zach Wilson**, wide receiver **Corey Davis**, and running back **Michael Carter**. The game could be a blowout if the Chargers can exploit the Jets' weak secondary and pressure their backup quarterback **Mike White**.
Based on the current standings, statistics, and matchups, I would predict that the **Panthers** will win the first game by a score of **27-20**, and the **Chargers** will win the second game by a score of **35-10**. However, anything can happen in the NFL, and both games could be exciting to watch. I hope you enjoy the games tonight! 😊
Source: Conversation with Bing, 11/9/2023

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lol

Why did Bagent think he could throw a long ball?

holy shit get this guy the fuck off the broadcast

Bagent looks like his soul left him at some point between his first start and now

Maybe Al became bi during Kelce’s bye

Cam was better