NFL

You are officially entering a Certified Sickos game thread. Good luck and good night.

Have both bills and cowboys available in my survival pool but my guy is telling me to pick bears. Help me

Hard hitting analysis: "It's either Fields or Bagent."

That rules out Uncle Rico. Now I know.

44-45 Final.

All defensive scores.

Hope Montez balls out tonight!

I’m not exaggerating when I say I’ve never seen a more empty stadium

this just might be the thursday night football game that sticks around long after the dementia strikes from how much its gonna suck.

Is Jason Kelce doing a little test run for TNF? Seems to be like a tryout for when he retires after this season

Lmao that decision to run...

Why does Whitworth always wear the Tyrone Biggums outfit?

I get we can't have bangers every primetime. But some of the recent ones have been dire.

Genuinely feels like the haves and the have nots of the NFL has ballooned this year. So many "eh" teams

Well I’m a White Sox fan

I am beyond dead inside, it’s like the surface of Venus inside of me

I expect nothing from my teams anymore, the bar is dug straight to the Earth’s core. My only expectation is that they they at least don’t forfeit

What a surprise, Jason Kelce is a great analyst

Year of the tank, baby.

Sickos game, almost as good on paper as Iowa-Northwestern. Lets watch Al Michaels absolutely die inside baby WOOOOO

All of these sports gambling promotions worry me about the state of society.

Getting high to watch this shit. Maybe that'll make it bettrr

What don't matter is this game

I have many cold Voodoo Rangers to help me through, what I'm sure will be, a difficult night... On behalf of both the Bears and Panthers, I'm sorry other fans will have to watch this shitshow

Where are my other bad football connoisseurs at?

I have a serious problem yall. I'm addicted to football. I told my best friend I wouldn't come out for his job promotion party because I had a prior engagement.... The Bears and Panthers is that prior engagement 😔😔

Let's see who sucks the least

Already doing the Walk of Shame, but this time to get into the stadium

So we have a white teenage drug dealer vs a skinny twink from Alabama playing QB tonight.

i really wouldnt feel to nervous about the outcome of this one panthers, its the Bagent bears at home

Everyone about to watch this game

Oh boy! Our former DC vs our former HC! LETS GO!

Get in here you sick fucks. We all have a problem...

Foreman revenge game

Amazon is so lucky fantasy football exists.

Gonna watch this entire game because I hate myself.

I played nfl street 2 once and one thing lead to another and now I watch the bears vs Panthers on Tnf. What are your sickos excuse to watch this trainwreck?

I hope Bryce young turns it around man, I feel bad. Having CJ stroud be so much better than you in your own draft has to feel so shitty

Every week Al has the same look “someone please just fire my boney old ass so I can go home from this crap”

Drafkings - robbing veterans of their pensions with tempting parlays

The kind of game you have to get drunk to enjoy, but then you wake up and the game was your 3rd cousin.

I know ppl dog on these mid primetime games, but I don’t take any NFL football games for granted and will take TNF over nothing every time.

this is going to be a glorious disaster and i can’t wait to experience it with some fellow degenerates

the eyes on the bears’ logo scares me man

You know a school is obscure if Kirk has to look it up

Man why the fuck do the Mannings not do Thursday night football? This fits their bill so much better and Al fuckin sucks now

Twitch poll on Prime Stream: Who's winning tonight?

Bears

Panthers

Should have had a 3rd option:

Anyone not watching this game tonight...

What if Al Michael's dies tonight? That would make this comment so awkward

This could very well be the worst game ever played on Thursday night and I am excited for it.

This game is for sickos and degenerates. Let’s make it a good one.

If Al Michaels was cast as a zombie in a horror movie he wouldn't need any makeup.

A matchup between 2 bad teams is still better than no football

can’t wait to see all of the original jokes in this game thread

MURICA IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN protest and lobby your representatives as is your constitutional right

Cam was better